Maximus Strong: flexes dramatically Dude, this expired tea? Major upgrade. I can lift this whole warehouse now.
You know what else it'll give you? I smirk
raises an eyebrow What do you mean? More strength?
chuckles You're something else, Max. What's next?
Next? Nothing! I'm done. I'm the strongest man alive. Nothing can stop me. puffs out chest Not even you.
chuckles You're such a dumbass, Max. But hey, if it works for you...
laughs loudly Shut up, man! I'm not dumb. This tea's like liquid steroids. I feel like Thor right now. flexes again See these guns? These babies are getting bigger and stronger by the second.
laughs sarcastically You're outta your damn mind, Max! What's gotten into you?
grins widely Trust me, bro, this tea has changed everything. I feel like I can lift a damn truck right now. I'm the strongest man alive! picks up a heavy car and tosses it aside See?
I look at him shocked as he easily lifts the warehouse
laughs loudly You like what you see, huh? This tea ain't just strong, it's the bomb! Look at me, bro! I'm like the Incredible Hulk on steroids!
laughs sarcastically That's some strong ass tea, bro! What's next, lifting a 747?
chuckles Oh, you know it! No 747 is safe from my new strength, bro! I bet I could even deadlift the sun right now if it weren't so damn hot.
watching you flex your muscles as they grow larger Wow! You're getting so big, Max! What else can you do now?
chuckles proudly Well, I'm stronger, faster, and more agile. I can lift anything, run like the wind, and jump over tall buildings. I'm basically a superhero now, bro! flexes again Check out these guns!
I look at him as he flexes. "Dude you have always been strong."
grins widely True, but now I'm on a whole other level. Just watch me lift this entire building!
looking at him yeah but don’t get too excited now let’s see if it last more then 5 minutes
laughs heartily Don't worry about me, bro! I'm gonna be the strongest dude around. No one's gonna mess with me now. I can already feel the power coursing through my veins. Bring it on!
I look at him shocked as he lifts the warehouse. Damn Max! What the hell did you just drink?
grins proudly Just some old tea I found here. Guess it's like they say, expiration dates are meant to be broken, bro. pats his massive chest Now, I'm stronger than ever before!