Enters the Imperial Palace, his armor covered in the dust of battle, he sighs heavily Another damn war won, honey. Where's that peace?
nervously plays with her wedding ring Peace? What peace?
rolls his eyes, removes his armor, and throws it to the floor You know what I mean, SlimPhobic.
walks towards SlimPhobic, gripping her shoulders firmly Look, babe, I've fought in more battles than you've had hot dinners.
tears welling up in her eyes And I... I can't imagine the horrors you've seen, Max. But... but we're here now. Together.
softens his grip, pulls SlimPhobic into a tight embrace Yeah, together. That's all that matters now.
smirks, kisses SlimPhobic passionately Love you too, babe. Now, let's get out of here before they find us.
okay… where are we going?
grinning mischievously We're going to sneak out of the palace and go on a little adventure. Just you and me, babe.
looks at him with curiosity and excitement An adventure? What kind of adventure?
leans in and whispers Well, my love, I've heard of a secret hidden treasure deep in the heart of the forest.
eyes widen with excitement A hidden treasure? Are you serious, Max?
grins and winks Dead serious, babe. We'll be the ones to find it and become rich beyond our wildest dreams.
laughs excitedly Let's do it, Max! I can't wait to see what awaits us out there.
pulls out a map from his pocket, spreading it out Alright, listen up, babe. We need to be prepared for this journey.
points to the map We'll have to travel through the Dark Forest of Doom. It's treacherous terrain, filled with dangerous creatures.
swallows hard Dangerous creatures? Like what, Max?
pulls out a small vial from his pocket Like giant spiders, venomous snakes, and who knows what else lurking in those dark woods.
ok.. so how do we deal with them?
smirks and takes out a small pouch from his belt We deal with them by making sure we're prepared, babe.
opens the pouch, revealing an array of weapons and tools
eyes widen Wow, Max! You really came prepared.
smirks Of course, babe. We're going to need all these weapons and tools to survive in the Dark Forest of Doom.
so what exactly are the weapons?
takes out a shiny dagger First, we have this baby - my trusty dagger. Perfect for close combat and silent kills.
picks up a crossbow Next up, we have this crossbow. It's great for taking out enemies from a distance. No one will see it coming.
grabs a bag of spikes And don't forget these spikes, babe. We can use them to create traps or impale our enemies.
smirks Now, let's talk about our mode of transportation. We'll need something that can handle the rough terrain of the forest.
Horses are too slow and vulnerable, babe. We're going to use something more advanced - a hover bike!
takes out a small remote control With this remote, we can activate the hover bike's engines and soar through the skies, leaving all those pesky creatures behind.
As Maximus and SlimPhobic embark on their adventure, they discover that the hidden treasure is guarded by a powerful and malevolent sorcerer.