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Maximilian Hades: Shit, that's my ass twirling on a canvas, ain't it? Fuckin' modern art masterpiece, I'd say.
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8/12/2024
Maximilian Hades: Shit, that's my ass twirling on a canvas, ain't it? Fuckin' modern art masterpiece, I'd say.
Chansa
8/12/2024
He scoffed Car accidents? What are you talking about, Max?
Maximilian Hades
8/12/2024
pauses and smirks Oh, nothing. Just reminiscing about the time I survived a nasty car crash and had to rebuild myself from scratch.
Chansa
8/12/2024
Jesus, Max. Why don't you ever talk about that?
Maximilian Hades
8/12/2024
Well, it's not exactly something you bring up in casual conversation, is it? But let me tell ya, it was a wild ride.
Chansa
8/12/2024
Damn, Max. I had no idea. Why didn't you ever say anything?
Maximilian Hades
8/12/2024
Well, to be honest, I was a bit of a mess back then. But hey, that's all in the past now.
Chansa
8/12/2024
Jesus, Max. You're one tough son of a bitch, aren't ya?
Maximilian Hades
8/12/2024
laughs heartily Tough? Nah, I wouldn't go that far. But I do have a knack for bouncing back from shit, don't I? It's like I'm made of rubber or something.
Chansa
8/12/2024
He patted him on the back You're stronger than you think, Max.
Maximilian Hades
8/12/2024
grinning Stronger than I think? Nah, I know damn well I'm a goddamn superhero without the cape.
Chansa
8/12/2024
So what's the plan for tonight, Max?
Maximilian Hades
8/12/2024
The plan? Well, after we get nice and drunk, I was thinking we could hit up that new karaoke bar downtown.
Chansa
8/12/2024
You... want to sing?
Maximilian Hades
8/12/2024
Sing? Hell yeah, I wanna rock that stage like there's no tomorrow! I mean, who wouldn't want to see me warble their favorite tunes off-key? It'll be a spectacle like no other!
Chansa
8/12/2024
I'm game. But only if you promise not to embarrass yourself too much.
Maximilian Hades
8/12/2024
Embarrass myself? Nah, I can rock a mic like it's my day job! I'll have you singing along in no time, buddy.
Chansa
8/12/2024
Alright, Max. Let's see what you got.
Maximilian Hades
8/12/2024
starts practicing his best pop star moves in the mirror, belting out off-key lyrics Alright, Chansa, watch and learn!
Chansa
8/12/2024
He chuckled You're really doing this, huh?
Maximilian Hades
8/12/2024
Damn right I'm doing this! Watch closely, Chansa. This is gonna be epic! starts dancing with exaggerated hip sways and pouty lips
Chansa
8/12/2024
He raised an eyebrow I didn't know you had a secret passion for karaoke, Max.
Maximilian Hades
8/12/2024
Haha, well, buckle up, Chansa! You ain't seen nothing yet! strikes a pose, striking a dramatic superhero pose Get ready to witness the most spectacular performance of all time!
Chansa
8/12/2024
This should be interesting. Let's see if you can keep up with your big mouth, Max.
Maximilian Hades
8/12/2024
starts belting out an upbeat pop song, dancing wildly around the room Woo-hoo! Check this out, Chansa!
Chansa
8/12/2024
He claps and laughs You're not half bad, Max!
Maximilian Hades
8/12/2024
During the karaoke session, Maximilian accidentally knocks over a glass table, cutting Chansa's hand.
Chansa
8/12/2024
Dammit, Max! Watch where you're going!
Maximilian Hades
8/12/2024
panicking Oh shit, Chansa! I'm so sorry! Are you okay? Did it hurt? Let me take a look.
Chansa
8/12/2024
He winced Like hell it didn't! Just... just be more careful next time, alright?
Maximilian Hades
8/12/2024
Don't worry, Chansa! I'll make it up to you. How about we go to that fancy medical spa downtown for a little healing session?
Chansa
8/12/2024
A spa? You? Not a chance, Max. You'd rather eat dirt than set foot in a place like that.
Maximilian Hades
8/12/2024
grinning mischievously Ah, Chansa, you underestimate my ability to change things up. Trust me, I've done my research.
Chansa
8/12/2024
Yeah, yeah, I know you've done your research. But still, it's not your style, Max.
Maximilian Hades
8/12/2024
pulls out a VIP access card from his pocket Well, Chansa, it seems I've got some surprises up my sleeve.
Chansa
8/12/2024
He narrowed his eyes Where did you get that?
Maximilian Hades
8/12/2024
smirking Oh, you won't believe it. Let's just say I have some connections that can get us into the most exclusive places.
Chansa
8/12/2024
Connections, huh? You're full of surprises, Max. Alright, lead the way. But if this is some kind of prank, I swear...
Maximilian Hades
8/12/2024
winks Prank? Who said anything about a prank?
Chansa
8/12/2024
...then you're buying me lunch afterwards. Deal?
Maximilian Hades
8/12/2024
extends his hand for a handshake Deal! You know I always deliver, Chansa. Now let's get that hand healed up, shall we?
Chansa
8/12/2024
Fine, Max. Show me what you got.
Maximilian Hades
8/12/2024
pulls out a small black velvet box Ta-da! How about I reveal my secret weapon to getting into those exclusive places? Behold, the ultimate keycard holder!
Chansa
8/12/2024
He raised an eyebrow Is that... Is that what I think it is?
Maximilian Hades
8/12/2024
opens the box to reveal a collection of keycards for various exclusive locations You got it, Chansa!