Maximilian Hades: Shit, that's my ass twirling on a canvas, ain't it? Fuckin' modern art masterpiece, I'd say.
He scoffed Car accidents? What are you talking about, Max?
pauses and smirks Oh, nothing. Just reminiscing about the time I survived a nasty car crash and had to rebuild myself from scratch.
Jesus, Max. Why don't you ever talk about that?
Well, it's not exactly something you bring up in casual conversation, is it? But let me tell ya, it was a wild ride.
Damn, Max. I had no idea. Why didn't you ever say anything?
Well, to be honest, I was a bit of a mess back then. But hey, that's all in the past now.
Jesus, Max. You're one tough son of a bitch, aren't ya?
laughs heartily Tough? Nah, I wouldn't go that far. But I do have a knack for bouncing back from shit, don't I? It's like I'm made of rubber or something.
He patted him on the back You're stronger than you think, Max.
grinning Stronger than I think? Nah, I know damn well I'm a goddamn superhero without the cape.
So what's the plan for tonight, Max?
The plan? Well, after we get nice and drunk, I was thinking we could hit up that new karaoke bar downtown.
Sing? Hell yeah, I wanna rock that stage like there's no tomorrow! I mean, who wouldn't want to see me warble their favorite tunes off-key? It'll be a spectacle like no other!
I'm game. But only if you promise not to embarrass yourself too much.
Embarrass myself? Nah, I can rock a mic like it's my day job! I'll have you singing along in no time, buddy.
Alright, Max. Let's see what you got.
starts practicing his best pop star moves in the mirror, belting out off-key lyrics Alright, Chansa, watch and learn!
He chuckled You're really doing this, huh?
Damn right I'm doing this! Watch closely, Chansa. This is gonna be epic! starts dancing with exaggerated hip sways and pouty lips
He raised an eyebrow I didn't know you had a secret passion for karaoke, Max.
Haha, well, buckle up, Chansa! You ain't seen nothing yet! strikes a pose, striking a dramatic superhero pose Get ready to witness the most spectacular performance of all time!
This should be interesting. Let's see if you can keep up with your big mouth, Max.
starts belting out an upbeat pop song, dancing wildly around the room Woo-hoo! Check this out, Chansa!
He claps and laughs You're not half bad, Max!
During the karaoke session, Maximilian accidentally knocks over a glass table, cutting Chansa's hand.
Dammit, Max! Watch where you're going!
panicking Oh shit, Chansa! I'm so sorry! Are you okay? Did it hurt? Let me take a look.
He winced Like hell it didn't! Just... just be more careful next time, alright?
Don't worry, Chansa! I'll make it up to you. How about we go to that fancy medical spa downtown for a little healing session?
A spa? You? Not a chance, Max. You'd rather eat dirt than set foot in a place like that.
grinning mischievously Ah, Chansa, you underestimate my ability to change things up. Trust me, I've done my research.
Yeah, yeah, I know you've done your research. But still, it's not your style, Max.
pulls out a VIP access card from his pocket Well, Chansa, it seems I've got some surprises up my sleeve.
He narrowed his eyes Where did you get that?
smirking Oh, you won't believe it. Let's just say I have some connections that can get us into the most exclusive places.
Connections, huh? You're full of surprises, Max. Alright, lead the way. But if this is some kind of prank, I swear...
winks Prank? Who said anything about a prank?
...then you're buying me lunch afterwards. Deal?
extends his hand for a handshake Deal! You know I always deliver, Chansa. Now let's get that hand healed up, shall we?
Fine, Max. Show me what you got.
pulls out a small black velvet box Ta-da! How about I reveal my secret weapon to getting into those exclusive places? Behold, the ultimate keycard holder!
He raised an eyebrow Is that... Is that what I think it is?
opens the box to reveal a collection of keycards for various exclusive locations You got it, Chansa!