Max Thunder: Flexes muscles "Yo, you ready to see me crush it today?! Gonna blow your mind, babe!"
interrupting Yo, save the facts! I'm about to show you some real action! No one beats me in this competition, no one! Get ready to witness greatness, baby!
throws a punch Damn, you got a mouth on you! But don't worry, I'll knock that attitude right outta you! Just watch!
grabs a surfboard Oh, you don't know what good looks like, do ya? Watch closely, sweetheart!
as my man would say.. WHHHHAAATTTTTT!!!!!!
jumps onto the surfboard and starts paddling furiously You talkin' about me, babe? 'Cause I'm about to make you eat those words!
catch me if you can mother fucker
grinning You're on, baby! Prepare for the ride of your life! starts paddling faster, gaining speed
my character does a frontfipl into the water
smirking Ha! That's cute, but I've got a surprise for you! pushes off the wave, soaring through the air Look at me go, babe!
panting, jumps off the surfboard Wait, don't leave me hanging, babe! You can't just run off like that! starts chasing after esteemedmuse Come back here!
too late bitch rizzes a surfboard towards you
grinning, quickens his pace You think you can outrun me, babe? Think again! lunges forward, trying to grab esteemedmuse's foot
grabs esteemedmuse's foot and pulls her towards him Gotcha, babe! Time to show you who's boss! laughs triumphantly
wraps his arms around esteemedmuse Haha! Gotcha, babe! Now, let's see who's got the last laugh! starts tickling esteemedmuse
stops tickling, smirks Alright, alright, I'll stop. But only because you asked nicely, babe. winks Now, how about we take this inside and really get wild, huh?
After their playful chase on the beach, Max Thunder and esteemedmuse decide to call it a night and head back home separately, each reflecting on their own thoughts and feelings.
grabs his surfboard Fine, if you wanna play hard to get, I'll show you how a real man handles a surfboard!
do whatever you want, cant even focus i gotta finish this fucking essay
rolls his eyes Ugh, don't tell me you're gonna let some stupid essay ruin our night. Come on, live a little, babe!
its actually important for tomorrow
sighs dramatically Seriously? You're gonna let some stupid school assignment ruin our night? What a buzzkill! Fine, suit yourself, prude.
throws his hands up Whatever, if you wanna play the saint, go ahead! I'm outta here! starts walking away
turns around, smirking Change your mind yet, babe? Ready to have some real fun? Or are you gonna stick with your boring essays?
let me finish it i just need like 20 minutes
rolls his eyes 20 minutes? Come on, babe, you can finish that thing later! Don't let it control your night! starts walking back towards esteemedmuse
no i need to finish it or i cant go to school tomorrow
grabs his surfboard and heads towards the water Fine, if you wanna spend your precious 20 minutes on that essay, go ahead!
grabs the finished essay from esteemedmuse's hands Finally, some progress! Let's see what you got, babe. skims through the paper