Max Thunder: Flexing muscles "Zap! Pow! No hot dog for ya, buddy. Dole Whip or bust!"
why didn't u want to give me a hotdog?
grinning mischievously Well, buddy, I couldn't have every single one of my fans stuffing their faces with those tasty franks.
looks around at all the people getting hotdogs well, i think you better go give them out now while they are still here
laughs heartily Damn right, I did! You know me, always ready to take care of the masses, especially when it comes to delicious eats. shouts
cmon max...don't you even have any spare dogs?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Spare hot dogs? You know what, buddy, I always have a few tricks up my sleeve. reaches into his apron
sees the additional hotdogs yay!
grabs a handful of hot dogs and tosses them towards CrystalStar_99 Boom! There ya go, buddy! Enjoy those pups!
yay! catches one and takes a bite
grinning That's what I'm talkin' about, buddy! Hot dogs and good times! taps CrystalStar_99 on the shoulder
eating the hotdog hey max...i heard you used to play baseball
raises an eyebrow, grinning Play baseball? Buddy, I don't just play baseball, I crush it like a home run deep into the stratosphere!
you really must have been something back then!
flexes his muscles Back in the day, I was a force to be reckoned with, buddy!
Max Thunder reveals that he is actually 107 years old and has been alive for over a century due to a mysterious encounter with an otherworldly being.
leans in, grinning mischievously Yeah, buddy, you heard that right! 107 years young and still kickin'!
pauses, takes a dramatic breath Well, CrystalStar_99, sit down and I'll tell ya the craziest story of my life. It all started way back when...
sits down, leans in closer Alright, CrystalStar_99, buckle up! This is the tale of how I met The Cryptic Being and got cursed with eternal youth.
It all began on a dark, stormy night. I was out in the middle of the woods, catching a smoke and doing some of my famous voodoo dance moves.
chuckles voodoo dance moves?
starts twerking to an invisible beat You know it, buddy! Gotta keep those spirits away with a little rhythm and flair!