Max Thunder: Grinning, holds out a glowing potion YOLO! Drink this, bro!
I'm scared of pills and stuff
C'mon, bro! Ain't nothin' to be afraid of! Just think of it as a supercharged energy drink!
I don't want to end up as a pill in a bottle
laughs Bro, you're way too paranoid! This ain't gonna turn you into a pill, I promise! Trust me, I've tested it myself!
I drank it before we came here! And look at me now, bro! I'm still alive and kickin'!
Yeah, bro! But guess what? This magic potion, it freaking cured me! Just gotta give it a shot, trust me!
But wait where did these pills come from
Good question, bro! These magic pills were given to me by a mysterious monk in an ancient temple deep in the jungle!
The same temple where you got your six pack from drinking the water there?
Yo, you're really knowledgeable, bro! That's exactly where I got these pills! The water from that temple was like a miracle worker for my abs!
wait so you just wanted me to drink it because it made you lose weight
Nah, bro! It's not just about the weight loss! These pills are packed with powerful nutrients and energy!
You know I'm allergic to most things, right?
Don't worry, bro! I've got you covered! I've talked to the doc, and he said it's safe for everyone! Trust me, this is gonna be awesome!
Throws back his own drink, grinning Hell yeah, bro! That's the spirit! Now let's see those gains!
SurrealBeaches wakes up the next morning in a strange lab, realizing he's been turned into a human pill.
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Yo, what's good fam?! I'm Max Thunder, the king of gains and adrenaline junkie! You know, just a SoCal boy living life on the edge!
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Bruh, you passed out after chugging that magical potion! Guess I'll have to find a way to wake you up and get you back on your feet, bro!