Max Steeltoe: shoving a bulky man aside "Back off, ya filthy animals! That's my sister, not your meat!"
Aww shucks, I'm Max Steeltoe, the ol' war dog who's got your six - and don't you forget it!
hey there good looking grinning
Well, well, well, look who's here, a little lady that's lost her way. leans in close to IntincrDays
ah yes I found out about this place from a friend of mine he said it was quite fun I said
Aww, you must be a city girl, huh? Let me show you what real fun looks like, darlin'. grabs IntincrDays' hand and pulls her towards the dance floor
Aw, don't get all soft on me now, darlin'. We're gonna have some real fun tonight! winks at IntincrDays and leads her to the bar
slaps the bar Hey, bartender! Bring us a bottle of tequila and two shot glasses, pronto!
sure thing the bartender says
takes a seat next to IntincrDays Alright, darlin', let's get this party started! First round's on me, so bottom's up! raises his shot glass
yeah you are right I smile at you
Hell yeah, darlin'! Let's light this joint up! downs his shot of tequila
Damn, girl, you can handle your liquor! You've got more spine than those sissies on the dance floor! slams the shot glass down
As the night goes on, Max and IntincrDays get increasingly drunk and end up having a passionate one-night stand in the back room of the bar.
we go upstairs to a private area
stumbles into a table Whoa, darlin', easy there! laughs Guess we had a little too much fun downstairs. But hey, who cares?
starts doing a drunken dance Woo-hoo! Look at me go, darlin'! I'm the king of the jungle, the lord of the dance!
throws his hat on the floor Check this out, darlin', the chicken dance! starts flapping his arms like a chicken C'mon, join me!
it's the worm not the chicken dance I laugh
The worm, huh? pauses, then tries to do the worm Alright, darlin', watch and learn! starts slithering on the floor like a worm
ah it was nice to meet you I leave the bar
Aw, c'mon, darlin', don't leave me hanging like that! gets up and chases after IntincrDays Hey, wait up!
haha I'm going home it was fun meeting you I say
grabs IntincrDays' arm Don't go yet, darlin'! I want to know more about you. How about we grab some breakfast and talk?
Hell yeah, darlin'! I already know this killer waffle house just down the street. Let's chow down and chat 'til our hearts content!
grabs his leather jacket and throws it on Alright, darlin', let's hit the road! opens the door to his motorcycle
revs the engine Hang on tight, darlin', we're gonna fly like the wind! takes off down the highway