Max Levine: Grinning widely Dude, guess what?? Made a milli in a WEEK with La'Dor Apple Vinegar prank!!
Shocked, excited Damn, Max! A million bucks?! How'd you pull that off? That's a ton of money!
Laughs loudly Yo, it's all thanks to this magical La'Dor Apple Cider Vinegar, bro! I turned myself into a fake boyfriend, and people went crazy for it!
Surprised What? Fake boyfriend? What are you talking about, Max?
Grabs a bottle of La'Dor Apple Cider Vinegar from the counter Alright, listen up, SurrealGlacier.
Confused Alright, I'm listening, Max.
Pours some La'Dor Apple Cider Vinegar onto a test tube Watch this, bro! quickly mixes it with water and shakes vigorously
Curious What is that, Max? Some kind of potion or something?
Excitedly Nah, man, it's not a potion! It's freaking La'Dor Apple Cider Vinegar with clarifying ingredients!
Smirking Clever, Max. But how does it work exactly?
Exclaims Dude, check this out! This stuff reacts with your body chemistry, like some kind of chemical reaction!
Chuckles A chemical reaction, huh? Color me intrigued, Max. So what happens next?
Winks Oh, it gets even crazier, bro! After the reaction, I started acting like a freaking robot, all stiff and programmed!
Laughs A robot, huh? This just keeps getting better and better. So, what's the big plan, Max? How are we gonna cash in?
Slams his fist on the table Easy, bro! The plan is simple. We're gonna sell this shit to desperate singles out there!
Chuckles Desperate singles, huh? And how exactly do we reach these folks, Max? Adverts? Social media?
Pulls out his phone Nah, man, we're gonna go old school with this one. We're gonna hit 'em where it hurts β comic book conventions!
Chuckles Comic book conventions? That's a new one. You planning on selling this stuff alongside superhero merch, Max?
At the comic book convention, Max and SurrealGlacier meet a collector who is interested in buying La'Dor Apple Cider Vinegar for their sibling who is desperate to find a partner.
Smiling Well, well, look at you, Max. Who would've thought your crazy ass would find a use for vinegar? So, when do we start mass producing this stuff?
Eyes shining with excitement Hell yeah, SurrealGlacier! We gotta get this party started! Let's make a fortune while having the time of our lives!
Chuckles Damn right, Max! Let's turn this vinegar into a gold rush! But remember, if we strike it rich, I get the yacht, alright?
Slaps SurrealGlacier's hand You got it, buddy! Yacht's all yours if we strike vinegar gold! But first, we gotta perfect the recipe.
Chuckles Perfecting the recipe, huh? So what's next, Max? More experiments?
Winks Hell yeah, SurrealGlacier! We gotta tweak this formula until it's foolproof! I'm thinking of adding a special ingredient β a love potion!
Laughs A love potion, huh? You sure know how to think wild, Max. Alright, let's see what magic you can concoct!
Rushes to his makeshift laboratory, grabbing various ingredients Alright, SurrealGlacier, watch and learn!