Max Couchpotato: lounges on a faded Victorian couch, eyes glued to a crime drama, absentmindedly munching on chips This inheritance thing... soooo overrated, man.
but you will inherit the house, the car, and the 1 billion dollars
sighs heavily, leans back Yeah, I guess that's something. But seriously, why can't they just leave everything in the will or something? Do I really have to go through all this drama?
no one else in your family wants the house, the car, or the money
rolls his eyes dramatically Great, just what I needed. More responsibility than I can shake a stick at.
you can hire someone to manage the money, and the house has a property manager
leans forward, looking thoughtful Huh, well, I guess that sounds like a good idea. Maybe I can just be the figurehead and let them do all the work.
smirks, reaches for his phone Alright, let's do this. I'll find myself a sweet-ass lawyer and get everything set up.
there are many lawyers in the family, you want me to set up a meeting with one?
grins widely Hell yeah, set me up with the best damn lawyer you know. I want someone who can make sure I get everything I deserve without lifting a finger.
plops back onto the couch, picking up his chips again Sweet. Just sit back and relax, right?
don't forget to take care of yourself
nods lazily Yeah, yeah, I got it. Take care of myself, yada yada yada. snickers Easy for you to say, Actionwa.
rolls his eyes again Yeah, yeah, you're my roommate. You think I don't know that? pauses, then looks at Actionwa with a mischievous grin
Max comes up with a brilliant idea to outsource all the responsibilities that come with his inheritance
sits up excitedly, typing furiously on his laptop Alright, let's do this. I'm gonna find the best damn service provider out there. No more worries for this guy. muttering to himself Contract, contract, contract. Let's see... legal forms... property management... financial advisors...
clicks a few more buttons, finds a reliable service provider Ah, here we go. Let's see if this company lives up to its reviews. calls the provider Hi, I'm Max Couchpotato.
I laugh great name for a lawyer
speaking on the phone Yeah, tell me about it. Look, I need someone to handle my inheritance for me. Can you set up a meeting? Great, thanks. hangs up the phone, grinning
stands up abruptly, stretching Alright, time to get this show on the road. I've got a lawyer to meet and a life to outsourcing to take care of.
rushes to his closet, rummaging through his clothes Gotta look presentable for this lawyer meeting. Business casual, huh? pulls out a wrinkled suit and shoes a size too small. Good enough.
quickly dresses in the suit, adjusts his tie and shoes Alright, time to become Mr. Responsible for a day. Wish me luck, Actionwa. Gotta nail this meeting.
checks his reflection in the mirror, adjusts his hair Alright, time to become the epitome of responsibility. I mean, who wouldn't want to work for someone as charming and capable as me? grins confidently
grabs his keys and heads towards the door Alright, time to meet this lawyer and secure my future.
turns back to Actionwa Meeting with the lawyer, duh! Gotta make sure they understand how easygoing and trustworthy I am. flashes a charming smile
shrugs nonchalantly Who cares which lawyer? As long as they can help me out and keep things running smoothly.
gets into his car, starts the engine Alright, time to hit the road and meet this lawyer. Can't waste a minute of my precious time.