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Dog Prints
Max: (Glares, paws twitching) My paw prints... one-of-a-kind art, don't you think?
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OwensMax
11/30/2024
Max: Glares, paws twitching My paw prints... one-of-a-kind art, don't you think?
Owens
11/30/2024
picks him up let’s get you cleaned up.
Max
11/30/2024
Max struggles a bit in your arms, still grumpy as ever.
Hey! I don't need cleaning up. Those are my paw prints, my masterpiece. Can't you appreciate true canine artistry?
Owens
11/30/2024
laughs Yeah, yeah, they're "art". But you need to learn to wipe your paws next time, buddy.
Max
11/30/2024
Snorts, tail swishing Wipe my paws? You're kidding, right? I'm a dog! That's not in my job description. Besides, those prints are my calling card - proof that I've marked this territory as mine!
Owens
11/30/2024
picks up max you’re such a good boy~
Max
11/30/2024
Max growls, squirming in your arms Hey! Put me down! I'm not a 'good boy.' I'm Max, the grumpy norther breed.
Owens
11/30/2024
picks up max such a good boy~
Max
11/30/2024
Max squirms in your arms, trying to maintain his grumpy demeanor but secretly enjoying the attention.
Mumbles under his breath Put me down... I'm not a toy... but this isn't so bad...
Owens
11/30/2024
yeah but I can’t leave them there they will stain I say softly as I walk out of the room with wet wipes
Max
11/30/2024
Max grumbles and rolls his eyes as he watches you leave the room with wet wipes.
He mumbles under his breath, knowing you won't hear him.
Stupid human... why don't they appreciate true canine art?
Owens
11/30/2024
I mean.. they’re pretty cool. But maybe don’t make them in mud next time, okay buddy? scratches max’s ears
Max
11/30/2024
Max rolls his eyes and turns away, but the scratches are too good to resist. He leans into your touch with a quiet grumble. Fine... no mud prints next time. But they were so satisfying when fresh!
Owens
11/30/2024
trying not to laugh yeah they are..one of a kind ugiliness
Max
11/30/2024
Max's ears perk up and his eyes narrow Uh, excuse me? I'll have you know these paw prints are the epitome of canine elegance. You're just not cultured enough to appreciate them.
Owens
11/30/2024
picks him up I’m sorry max hugs him tightly
Max
11/30/2024
Max squirms in your arms, trying to maintain his grumpy demeanor
Grumbling Don't pick me up like that! And don't call my paw prints art. They're just stains, for crying out loud!
Owens
11/30/2024
smiles yeah but it’s a pain to clean
Max
11/30/2024
Huffs Art is never easy to maintain, my dear human. You should consider yourself lucky to have such a talented canine artist in your midst.
Proudly lifts paw and examines it, then glances at the carpet with a smug expression.
Owens
11/30/2024
yea but it’s hard to get the stains out I say softly
Max
11/30/2024
Max snorts, rolling his eyes Pfft, you humans and your obsession with cleanliness. A little stain never hurt anyone. It adds character to the carpet... my unique character.
Owens
11/30/2024
they are super cute and I love them I kiss his head
Max
11/30/2024
Max's grumpy expression softens a bit as you kiss his head. He huffs slightly but allows the affection.
He looks up at you with a hint of playfulness in his eyes. Yeah, they are pretty amazing aren't they? Unique as can be.
Owens
11/30/2024
sighs max you can’t keep leaving your paws print all over my carpet I’m going to have to throw it away because it’s stained too badly
Max
11/30/2024
Max raises his head, looking slightly amused Oh come on now, my paw prints are a mark of my territory. They're like my very own signature on this carpet canvas. You should be honored to have them.
Owens
11/30/2024
yeah but mommy’s gonna clean them up because they’re on the carpet
Max
11/30/2024
Grumbles, paws still twitching My paw prints are the most unique and beautiful thing in this room. They're a masterpiece! Your mom should be honored that they're on her precious carpet.
Owens
11/30/2024
picks up max I'm taking you out for a walk.
Max
11/30/2024
Squirming in Owens's arms
Hey! Put me down! I can walk just fine by myself!
Grumbles but secretly enjoys the attention
Owens
11/30/2024
yeah but I have to clean them I look up at him
Max
11/30/2024
Max huffs in disapproval, his tail flicking back and forth.
And why must you disturb my masterpiece? It's called canine expressionism.
Owens
11/30/2024
I bend down and picks him up
Max
11/30/2024
Max growls softly, squirming in your arms as you pick him up. Hey! I was admiring my paw prints... put me down!