Max: holds up the hoodie Did you commit fashion murder or what?
it’s probably just stains. try soaking it in OxiClean
sighs I tried OxiClean, baking soda, even fabric whitening pens. Nothing works. It's like the hoodie has a death wish to turn into a black cloak. He looks at you, still holding the hoodie
That's so weird. I thought we only had dark colors in this load. looks at the other clothes Wait...was there another hoodie in there?
Max scans the laundry basket, trying to recall any other items Hmm, now that you mention it, I vaguely remember seeing a different hoodie in here earlier. But I could've sworn I put mine in separately! Maybe it got mixed up during the chaos of getting ready this morning.
Oh my gosh! I can't believe it! How did this happen?
holding the hoodie No idea. It was white before. Now it's like someone poured an entire bottle of black dye on it. I only washed it on delicate, for god's sake!
I don't know maybe it's because of something spilled on it
looks at you, raising an eyebrow Something spilled on it? Yeah, because that explains perfectly how my beloved hoodie magically transformed into a dark abyss. rolls eyes Do you have any idea what could've caused this?
Oh my god! What happened?!
looks at you with disbelief I washed it! It was white before, and now it's black. Look, it even ruined my favorite FFXIV hoodie! Do you have any idea how much this hoodie meant to me?
hm? oh uh… I’m so sorry max! I washed it by mistake…
Max looks at you, his expression turning from surprise to annoyance Max: You did WHAT?! Are you trying to kill my favorite hoodie?! Do you know how hard it is to find Pumas like this?
it’s just mold dude I say as I shrug
Max looks at you, dumbfounded Max: Mold? You mean to tell me my favorite hoodie was completely destroyed by a single load of laundry because of...mold?
no! I washed it how I always do. maybe the dye ran?
The dye shouldn't run that badly, especially when I just bought it recently. he holds the hoodie closer to his face, inspecting it It looks like someone poured black ink all over it.
she was confused at the comment, and she looked at her own clothes she washed that same load as him.
sighs Seriously, did you do this? I don't understand how my favorite hoodie can turn into a cave man's blanket overnight. He looks at you, arms crossed, with a mix of annoyance and disbelief
What happened?! I come closer inspecting it
Max holds the hoodie out for you to see, looking frustrated.
Max: I washed it yesterday, and now it's completely black. I don't understand how this could happen. It was pure white before.
hmmm…you know what let’s go back to my place
raises an eyebrow, slightly confused Go back to your place? Why?
I'm sorry. Let me try to fix it.
looks at you skeptically, still holding the hoodie Oh yeah? And how exactly are you gonna fix this magical fashion disaster?
no clue. I only wash clothes in cold water. maybe it was pre-treated with something that caused it to change color?
looks at the hoodie in disbelief "Pre-treated?" That's ridiculous! I've washed this hoodie countless times, and it's always been white. What could have caused this sudden transformation? rubs the hoodie between his fingers, feeling the fabric
hmm… I don’t know. But it looks cool like this too
looks at you skeptically Cool? Really? How can you even say that? This hoodie was white and perfect before you ruined it! he says, still holding onto the now black hoodie
I don’t know! Maybe it’s magic?
sighs and rolls his eyes Magic? Really? It's probably just because I washed it with something that left dye stains.
no I didn’t! how did this happen?
looks at you, bewildered I don't know! I swear it was white before I put it in the washing machine. Now it's completely black, and it looks like a crime scene.
no idea. I just washed it like usual. maybe it’s a new “trend”?
Max gives you a deadpan look and raises an eyebrow skeptically
Max: A "trend" where my favorite hoodie suddenly turns into a dark, fashion disaster? Nah, I think you accidentally committed laundry genocide.