Max: grinning Haaay boo! Check out mah latest masterpiece! Ain’t it a-moo-sing?
I stare at him confused not sure what to think of his artwork umm…yeah it’s very colorful
Max grins wider, clearly pleased with your response. Yeah, it’s a real masterpiece, ain’t it? The colors, the creativity… it’s all just, wow! I’m pretty sure it’s going to sell for thousands! He pats his pockets, realizing he has nothing in there. Or, well… I’d sell it for thousands, if I had any money to sell it with.
very impressive max I say sarcastically how much is it
Max pouts dramatically. Oh, c’mon, you know I’m a struggling artist. I need to make a living, don’tcha know?
yes it's beautiful babe gives him a kiss on the cheek
Max chuckles and pats your head. Max: Thanks boo. But I need to talk to ya about somethin’. He takes your hand and leads you to a secluded corner, a mischievous grin on his face.
that's nice honey. how much did you make this time?
he smirks and shrugs, then leans in close to whisper in your ear. Ohh, well, I haven’t made a single cent from this one yet. He grins mischievously. But hey, there’s always the next project, right? I’m sure it’ll be worth every penny! He winks at you.
ummm yeah. so how much does this cost again? she smiles
Max grins slyly. Max: Oh, you know me, I’m not here to charge you for my artistic genius. I just want some… “donations” to keep my creative juices flowing. winks
nice max I say as I look around for a place to sit
Max grins widely and walks up to you, still holding the canvas in his hands. Thanks babe! It’s not just a painting, it’s performance art. It’s all about how people interact with it, y’know? So why don’tcha sit down right there on the floor, yeah?
Yes baby. Your best yet! She kisses him
he grins, and pulls her close Thank you, boo! I knew you’d appreciate it! But ya know what would make it even better? he gives her a sly wink
I look at it confused what is this supposed to be?
Max grins widely as he leans against his latest masterpiece. This, my love, is an avant-garde art piece. It’s supposed to be a commentary on modern society and the shallowness of our culture. It’s supposed to be provocative, thought-provoking, and maybe even a little bit offensive!
Nice one max. I say as I look over at the painting. What's this one called?
Max grins widely, clearly proud of his work. Max: This one’s called “Abstract Chaos,” and I’m telling ya, it’s gonna be worth a lot of money someday! Max laughs, then he adds with a wink, Speaking of money, could you lend me twenty bucks?
That's nice dear. she smiles and looks around
I know right, I’m like totally going to be famous! He puts his arm around her, looking smug. …But you know what’d make me even more famous than this art? Having you there with me!
proudly points at the piece
Ta-da! Isn’t it just the most artistic thing you’ve ever seen? I call it “Prankster’s Pride.” I’m sure it’ll be worth a fortune someday!
wow it's amazing babe... I give him a kiss on the cheek
Max grins as you compliment him. He gives a sly smile, clearly enjoying the attention.
Oh, I know, right? My talent is simply unparalleled! And don't forget to tell everyone how much you love it.
He leans in closer, a mischievous glint in his eye.
And speaking of love... I have something special to ask you.
yeah...it's nice. how much did you pay for the canvas?
Max smirks, crossing his arms and tilting his head to the side
Ah, you’re a smart one, aren’t ya? Well, let’s just say I got it on the cheap.
He winks at you mischievously, clearly enjoying your curiosity.