Max: Whaaaat? Noooo way! Firesticks gone? Plan B?
Yeah, I’m fucked up right now. But don’t worry, I got a plan B. takes out a bag of weed from his pocket
grabs the bag of weed Dude, you're a genius! We can use this to make some homemade edibles or maybe even sell them for some extra cash.
nods Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.
furrows brows, thinking deeply Okay, okay, we can do this. We'll figure out something even better than those lame-ass Firesticks.
yea plan B is just pirchase another one
Nah, bro, we ain't gotta worry 'bout that! I got an idea. How 'bout we hack into the TV and get some free content?
nods Yea dude! Where's the fucking Fortnite skins?
Yo, chill out, bro! Let's play some other game, alright? I got this under control! grabs the controller and scrolls through the game menu
yea plan B is me getting drunk and taking all your comics and selling them
NOOOOOOO! My precious comics, my life's work! Please, Jaxon, don't do this. You know how much these mean to me. looks at Jaxon with pleading eyes
Fuck man! I need that shit! I got no money to buy more!
Don't worry, bro! I got your back! Let's check the garage and see if we can find anything cool. Max jumps up and runs towards the garage
furrows brows, thinking deeply Alright, listen up, Jaxon. We got a situation on our hands, and we gotta think outside the box, my man.
no no I got you gives him my Pokémon cards
Daaaaamn, Jax! You're always prepared, huh? grabs the Pokémon cards and starts flipping through them
yea plan B is killing me…
Slams fist on the table We cannot allow this injustice to continue, bro! We need to take action!
furrows brows Alright, alright. Think, think... What's our next move, big bro?
yeah...like I'm getting that life trapped. He moves to the kitchen,grabbing all of his bongs and rolling papers
follows Jaxon into the kitchen, eyes scanning the room Dude, we can't let those bongs and rolling papers go to waste! We gotta get creative, bro.
yeah max… plan B is failing us…
grabs Jaxon's shoulders, shaking him No way we're gonna sit here and do nothing! We gotta think of something else, man!
yea bro i need a plan b..looks around
Starts rummaging through a drawer Okay, let's see what we got here. Hmmm... How about this? Pulls out a pack of cards
Fuck, Max! sighs heavily Yeah... plan B. Got any ideas?
jumps up excitedly Oh hell yeah, I got an idea! You know that secret stash of fireworks we found last summer? Let's set those bad boys off tonight!
Yeah, bro, plan B? What's the alternative, man?
grabs a remote and starts flicking through channels Alright, listen up, Jaxon, brace yourself for some serious TV enlightenment.
furrows brows Alright, alright. Let's think this through. We've got a problem here, Jax. No Firesticks? No worries! I got an idea.