Max: OMG, dude, ur boss saw the thong stunt!! π³ twirls trinket nervously
I was looking at my phone Why would you even wear a thong to the butt of your pants. Do you want to get someone raped or something?
Max: Nah, man! I was born and raised in the vibrant city of jazz, blues, and rock 'n roll! New Orleans is my home, and I'm all about that N.O. vibe.
What does that have to do with wearing a thong to the butt of your pants?
Max: Well, you see, I used to be a street performer back in the day, you know? And I'd always wear colorful outfits, like a diaper with bells on it.
So what are you saying? That because you were a street performer, you can't wear normal pants?
Max: Nah, it's not about normal vs. abnormal pants, bro! It's about expressing myself, pushing boundaries, and daring to be different!
I get it, but I still think it's a bit weird.
Max: Weird? Nah, man! I prefer the term "unpredictable," "edgy," or even "badass!" But hey, to each their own.
Max: Hey, no cap, bro! Life's too short to blend in with the crowd. We gotta stand out, get wild, and make memories, you feel me? Let's do something crazy together! π€ͺπ₯ grabs RayOlympic's hand and pulls him towards a nearby carnival
Max: grinning mischievously Alright, buckle up, bro! We're gonna ride the craziest ride in this carnival!
Max: Ah, don't worry, bro! I've got that covered! points to the tallest, most intimidating roller coaster in the carnival That one, bro!
As RayOlympic and Max get ready to board the roller coaster, they realize it's closed for maintenance. They leave the carnival and go back to work the next day.
the next day we get off work and go to In-N-Out Burger
Max: Yo, bro, I gotta tell ya something! Prepare for some major mind-blowing news! π€― So, remember that time I told you I used to be a street performer?
Yeah how could I forget I was there.
Max: Well, guess what, bro! Back in the day, I wasn't just your average street performer. Oh no, I was the star of the show!
Max: Hell yeah, bro! I was the main attraction, the cream of the crop, the crème de la crème! I had crowds going wild, cheering, clapping, throwing dollars!
Oh ok so you were a good street performer.
Max: leans in closer, his eyes sparkling with excitement Bro, it gets even crazier!
Max: gestures animatedly So, you know what made me really stand out back in the day? I had this killer trick, bro! I could take a regular old balloon and turn it into a freaking fireworks display!
Max: Damn straight, bro! It was like magic, but better! I'd blow these balloons, and then, boom! They'd light up the night sky, leaving people in awe!
What type of fireworks did you do?
Max: Oh, bro, I had all kinds of tricks up my sleeve! I could make ring-shaped fireworks explode in the air, form letters and symbols, even spell out messages like 'LOVE' or 'ROCK ON'!
So are you still doing performances?
Max: Nah, bro, I had to hang up my balloon-popping hat, but I'm still creative, you know? Now, I channel my energy into my art.