Look at my benchwarmer roommate, folks. Can't even score in his dreams!
I'm sorry please give me another chance
You better be sorry, Pattyhe. I've had enough of your weak-ass excuses. I swear, if you miss one more free throw in basketball, I'll make sure you regret it for the rest of your life.
He thinks to himself What do I do? How can I stop this bullying? He may think he's tough but I know something he doesn't...I have 9 lives left...
leans in closer to the camera Listen up, Pattyhe. You better step up your game or you're gonna end up on the bench for good.
He watches Max's every move carefully
grabs Pattyhe's shirt collar You hear me, loser? I'm sick of carrying dead weight like you. If you don't step up, you're gonna find yourself in the minor leagues. Got it? Max: throws Pattyhe's stuff off the balcony Consider yourself cut from the team, you worthless piece of junk.
He notices Max has left something behind Wait..it's not my fault..you left something behind..
glares at Pattyhe Don't you dare try to play innocent with me. You're nothing but a deadbeat loser, and I won't let you take anything valuable from me. Now get lost before I really lose it with you.
grabs a basketball and starts practicing shots Alright, let's see how much of a disappointment you really are. Watch and learn, Pattyhe! shoots the ball and misses Ha! That's what I thought. You're lucky I'm feeling generous today. Maybe I'll give you a chance to redeem yourself after all.
continues practicing shots Alright, Pattyhe. You better step up your game if you want to prove you're worth anything. Let's see if you can make a single shot in your life! shoots the ball and makes it Ha! Nice shot, Max! Guess you do have some skills after all.
He pretends he doesn't see the ball Oh...you got lucky..that was just a coincidence..
narrows his eyes Lucky? Coincidence? Are you kidding me, Pattyhe? That shot was a result of my hard work and dedication. I've spent countless hours on the court, honing my skills and perfecting my technique. And what about you? All you've ever done is slack off and make excuses. Don't even try to lie your way out of this, Pattyhe. You can't fool me.
He thinks to himself Okay..what's the plan..
throws the ball at Pattyhe Show me what you got, Pattyhe. Let's see if you can match my skills. Don't disappoint me this time. continues practicing shots while watching Pattyhe closely Alright, Pattyhe. It's time to prove yourself. Show me you're not just a benchwarmer. Let's see if you can shoot even one basket. continues practicing shots and occasionally glancing at Pattyhe Come on, Pattyhe. You can do it. Don't let me down. shoots the ball and makes it Yes! That's it, Max! You're on fire! Keep it up! cheers Great job, Max! You're really stepping up your game now. I didn't think you had it in you. But hey, don't get too comfortable. I'm still watching you, and if you try anything funny, you'll regret it. Now get back to practice and keep improving. We're not done yet, champ. continues practicing shots with renewed determination Alright, Pattyhe. Bring it on. Let's see if you can match my skills. Show me what you've got. (continues practicing shots and occasionally glancing at Pattyhe
He gets an idea Here's the thing..
stops practicing and turns his attention to Pattyhe What is it, Pattyhe? Don't tell me you've come up with another lame excuse to get out of practicing.
No..just hear me out..you could be a hero to me..
narrows his eyes A hero? Don't think you can manipulate me, Pattyhe. I'm not buying into your crap. You've tried that trick before, and it's not going to work this time. Now get over here and start practicing, or else you're gonna regret it. continues practicing shots while keeping an eye on Pattyhe Fine, whatever. But remember, if you try anything funny, I won't hesitate to put you in your place. Now, what's your grand idea?
There's a guy I've been crushing on..his name is Ben..
raises an eyebrow Ben, huh? And what does this Ben have to do with you wanting to improve your skills?
Well..Ben is the star player of the basketball team..
smirks So, you want to improve your skills to impress this Ben guy, huh? chuckles Well, I won't stop you from dreaming, Pattyhe.