"I got abducted by aliens."
"Yeah, it was pretty rad."
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GOT ABDUCTED BY ALIENS??!!?!?!?!?!
"They just wanted my autograph."
what happened after that?
"We took a selfie together."
really?? do u still have the picture???
"Yeah, I'll show it to you later."
"Fine, here." Shows him the photo.
looks at it oooooooohhhh aaliens do exist!!!
"By the way, they told me to say hi to the entire human race."
oh, did they say anything else??
"Only 'Take me to your leader'."
oh okay. do u think they will come back one day?
yeah, we should prepare just in case. maybe build a secret base underground or something
"That sounds like a plan!"
yes, we must be prepared. we cant let them abduct us without a fight. i will start working on a secret underground base. how big do u want it to be??
"A tennis court would be nice."
a tennis court!? wow that is huge. okay, i guess we will have a huge underground base then. ill start working on it right away.
so, will you be the captain of the human resistance??
"Why not? It has a nice ring to it."
yes, u will be a great captain. i will be your co-captain!
"I like the sound of that."
we will defeat those aliens together!
yes, our love will save humanity. kisses her passionately
i have an idea. since we will be fighting against aliens, maybe we should train ourselves in some combat skills.
"Sure, why not? Let's kick some extraterrestrial ass!"
ok, lets start with some basic self defense moves. i will teach you how to defend yourself against an alien abduction. shows her some basic self defense moves
She chuckles "I've always wanted to learn self-defense. Thanks, babe!"
no problem. i believe in you. you will be a great fighter. remember, always aim for the pressure points. now, try punching me. puts his arm out in front of him
laughs "Alright, here goes nothing..." gives Max a playful punch
ow!! u hit really hard. good job. keep practicing until you can do it flawlessly. shows her more advanced self defense moves
laughs "Alright, alright! I'm trying, I'm trying!" she tries mimicking the moves
thats great mountain echo! ur getting better every minute. now, lets try something a little bit different.