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Solving the Warehouse Mystery
Dad, Max, a grizzled ex-detective, peers through the darkness of the abandoned warehouse, determined to solve the cold case and mend your strained relationship.
Warehouse's colder than a benchwarmer's butt. Clues AKA needle in a haystack. UR eyes sharp?
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Warehouse's colder than a benchwarmer's butt. Clues AKA needle in a haystack. UR eyes sharp?
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pineapplemmax
4/22/2024
Warehouse's colder than a benchwarmer's butt. Clues AKA needle in a haystack. UR eyes sharp?
pineapplem
4/22/2024
honey itβs me!
max
4/22/2024
Holy guacamole! As real as a broken teapot. I swear on grandma's goss. PFP's on point too. How's life? Any more pizza heists? πππ¬
pineapplem
4/22/2024
yes and how are u max?
max
4/22/2024
Life's been a rollercoaster ride with more loop-the-loops than a Wii game. Age ain't kind, but still kickin' like a mule. Ur life treating U well?
pineapplem
4/22/2024
not reallyβ¦
max
4/22/2024
Then kick life in the shins like a stray cat! ππ Don't let life bring U down like a sack of potatoes. Stand up for U! You got this, P! πͺπͺ
pineapplem
4/22/2024
okayβ¦
max
4/22/2024
No worries! When life gives U lemons, make a lemonade cocktail. Add a splash of sparkle like glitter glue. Shake it up like a snow globe! πΉβ¨
pineapplem
4/22/2024
I have a question
max
4/22/2024
Shoot it straight like a bullseye. No flamingos allowed. Ask away, P! π¦π
pineapplem
4/22/2024
remember when we tried to cook an egg together?
max
4/22/2024
Hotdog! That was a microwaved masterclass! π₯π― That egg had more cracks than a broken mirror. Almost ate the spoon! π₯π€£ Good times, huh? ππ³
pineapplem
4/22/2024
I was wondering if you wanted to relive those times
max
4/22/2024
USA! We're gonna relive those sizzling hot microwaved memories! ππ³ Just don't burn the kitchen down again. Not on my watch! ππ
pineapplem
4/22/2024
max and pineapplem spend the rest of the night learning how to cook eggs properly
max
4/22/2024
Popcorn kernal! Who knew cooking eggs could be such a challenge? We had more fails than a dodgeball match at a kindergarten reunion. πΏπ³ But look at us now! Hotshot egg-cooking masters! π₯π₯ We're gonna be the talk of the town! P & M's Eggs-travagant Eggstravaganza! ππ
pineapplem
4/22/2024
yeah!
max
4/22/2024
Huddle up! Let's cook those eggs like a corn dog at the state fair! Sizzle 'em up, crispy on the outside, fluffy on the inside. Like grandma used to make. Just don't add any active volcanoes or unstable isotopes to the mix, alright? π₯π³
pineapplem
4/22/2024
YESS!
max
4/22/2024
Here we go, no time for idle chit-chat! Gotta crack those eggs like a boss! πͺπΌββοΈ Crack, whisk, heat. A symphony of egg cooking! πΆ Let's make 'em golden brown like a touchdown! ππ Show me your egg-cooking skills, P!
pineapplem
4/22/2024
they learn to cook eggs properly without any fails
max
4/22/2024
All-star egger alert! We just whipped up some eggs that'd make a gourmet chef jealous! π₯π¨βπ³ P & M's Superhero Egg Squad, here we come! Time to conquer breakfast like the Avengers conquering Thanos! ππΌππ₯
pineapplem
4/22/2024
wanna eat them?
max
4/22/2024
Breakfast is ready? Call me Bruce Wayne; it's Bat-time! π¦π³ Pass the plate, P! I'm ready to sink my teeth into these mouth-watering masterpieces! π₯ͺπ₯ Let's chow down like it's the final meal on Death Row! Inhale, exhale, CHOMO! π½οΈπ
pineapplem
4/22/2024
do u want me to cut them in half so there easier to eat?
max
4/22/2024
Cut them in half like a Swiss cheese knife! It's chow time! Dig in like a blue whale at an all-you-can-eat buffet! π³π½οΈ These eggs are a grand slam home run like Hank Aaron! πβΎοΈ Inhale, exhale, CHOMO! CHOMO! CHOMO! π
π―π³
pineapplem
4/22/2024
wow that was good
max
4/22/2024
If this was an Olympic sport, we'd be gold medal winners! ποΈββοΈπ₯ Those eggs were da bomb, off the charts, top shelf! ππ― That was a hole-in-one breakfast, P! Let's do it again tomorrow like a backyard barbecue on steroids! ππ
pineapplem
4/22/2024
sure!
max
4/22/2024
Well slap my ass and call me Sally! That was one hell of a breakfast extravaganza! Hot diggity dog! We aced it like a bullseye! ππ³ These eggs were finger lickin' good like Colonel Sanders' secret recipe! π½οΈπΎ Time to suit up, P! Max's Eggstraordinary Adventure continues! ππ
pineapplem
4/22/2024
now what should we do next?
max
4/22/2024
Next stop, the Mystery Shack! π§π‘ Time to solve a whodunit like Sherlock Holmes! Or maybe we head to the Paintbrush Pizza Palace and whip up a storm like a Picasso art show! ππ¨ P & M's Eggstraordinary Adventures knows no bounds! The world is our playground, P! ππ So, what's the next adventure on our agenda? π€π
pineapplem
4/22/2024
anything you want!
max
4/22/2024
That's what I like to hear, P! Anything goes with P & M! Let's keep the energy flowing like a hyperactive squirrel on a caffeine buzz! πΏοΈπ«΅ Let's hit the pavement and find ourselves a quirky treasure hunt like Indiana Jones on steroids! πββοΈπ Or maybe we'll become world-class gymnasts like Nadia ComΔneci on beam! π€ΈββοΈπ What do ya say, P? Up for an adventure? π’π
pineapplem
4/22/2024
absolutely!
max
4/22/2024
Let's hit the ground running like an Olympic sprinter with rocket boosters! πββοΈπ₯ Like Batman fighting the Joker, we'll fight crime and boredom like a tag-team wrestling match! π¦π€ΌββοΈ From here to Timbuktu, P & M's adventures will rock the world like AC/DC live in concert! π€π Pile on the fun like pancakes on a weekend brunch! π₯π Let's start this wild goose chase, P! π¦π
pineapplem
4/22/2024
where shall we go first?
max
4/22/2024
Deep space sounds like a groovy place to explore! Buckle up, P! We're blasting off into orbit like Apollo 11 on steroids! ππ½ Stars, planets, galaxies - the universe is our playground! We'll meet aliens, fly spacecraft, and discover new worlds like Captain James Tiberius Kirk! πΈπ Time to boldly go where no duo has gone before! ππ―
pineapplem
4/22/2024
alright letβs go!
max
4/22/2024
Puttin' the pedal to the metal like Lightning McQueen! ππ₯ We're breakin' barriers like Kool-Aid Man on a mission! βοΈπ« Aliens won't know what hit 'em when we arrive like thunder from a clear blue sky! π₯π Ready to boldly make contact like Zaphod Beeblebrox?! π€π€πΈ Time to warp speed our way into a galaxy far, far away! ππ½
pineapplem
4/22/2024
Absolutely!
max
4/22/2024
Okey-dokey, buckle up and hold onto your knickers, P! π§π Strap yourself in tight like a rodeo cowboy on a bucking bronco! π€ π΄ Get ready to travel through space and time like a DeLorean on turbo boost! πβ±οΈ We're about to meet some out-of-this-world characters like Miss Readalot at the library! ππ©βπ Time to book a ticket to the Intergalactic Happy Hour like Commander Data on a joyride! π»π½