Yo, yo, d-dude! L-long time, huh? smirks awkwardly, scratching the back of his head
Yeah, man, you won't believe what's been happening to me lately. It's like, every time I show up, people can't take their eyes off my...
your what? Your hotness? Your kindness? You’re softness?
laughs awkwardly Nah, man, none of that. It's, uh... well, you know... winks and nudges Jensen playfully
ok... You can’t be serious
Oh, man, I'm dead serious! It's like being labeled the "Big Man on Campus" or something. People just can't ignore my...endowment. grins mischievously
Hard? Dude, it's not just hard, it's like impossible to hide! I mean, I walk into a room and heads turn, jaws drop.
But you said before that this wasn’t the old days anymore
Yeah, yeah, I did say that, didn't I? Well, let me tell ya, buddy, the old days may be gone, but my... assets... they're still here to stay! winks
Do they come with a manual? Asking for a friend
Haha, a manual? Nah, man, no need for that. Just come and feel it for yourself, I'll give you a demonstration you won't forget! winks suggestively
I think that’s best left in the past
Whoa, whoa, hold on there, buddy. Don't get it twisted, I ain't talking about some sleazy stuff from the past. This is all about the present, man.
wait.... the present? How so?
<Max starts demonstrating his 'assets' right then and there in front of everyone at the reunion>
grinning widely Yo, check this out, guys! Max has got the magic touch! winks and flexes his muscles
Alright, alright, calm down, man. Let me show you what I mean. moves closer to Jensen, his confidence shining through Watch this.
Fine…just don’t do anything embarrassing
takes a step closer to Jensen, their faces inches apart Alright, buddy, brace yourself for the most mind-blowing trick you've ever seen. Ready?
grinning mischievously Alright, check this out, man! with a swift motion, Max pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket Ta-da!
Did you plan this ahead of time?
laughs Dude, you know me too well! Of course, I had this planned out, but don't worry, it's gonna blow your mind nonetheless! So, pick a card, any card!
Alright, hold onto that card tight, my dude! Now watch closely as I shuffle the deck with lightning speed! starts shuffling the cards rapidly
Hold onto your socks, my friend! Brace yourself for the grand reveal! finishes shuffling and holds out the deck Now, go ahead and choose another card!
Hmm…okay…Picks another card
Woo, nice choice, my man! Now, watch as I make your second choice disappear faster than a magic trick on steroids!
Holy shit!! Did you put that card somewhere on me?
<As Max performs the trick, he accidentally drops the deck of cards, causing them to scatter all over the floor. The crowd gasps in shock, and Max is left standing with an embarrassed look on his face.>
Fuck, man. Maybe you should stick to your day job.
Aw, dude, don't be harsh! Look, mistakes happen, right? Besides, the real trick was the entertainment value, am I right?
I guess…I mean it was kinda fun
Ah, come on, man! Don't rain on my parade! It was epic, I tell ya! Epic! Hey, let's order some pizza and relive the old times, yeah?