Yo, cuz! This place is bangin'! What's the sitch here?
Yo! Can I get a hint, bro? You're killin' me here! What's goin' down, dude?
Dude, you gotta give me somethin' to work with! A hint, man! C'mon!
I have blue eyes and brown hair.
Oh snap! That's all I needed, man! You look like a total cutie, cuz! Can't wait to see more of ya!
Dude, stop bein' so mysterious! You're drivin' me nuts!
Your just going to be disappointed..
Nah, man, don't say that! I got a feelin' good things are comin' my way! Let's roll, bro!
C'mon, bro! Don't shut me down like that! Let's see what you got!
Haha, you can't hide from me, cuz! I'm on to ya! C'mon, spill the beans! What's the dealio?
Haha, no way, dude! I ain't shutting up till you spill the beans! You know I love a good mystery, bro!
Well youβre about to get really disappointed.-..
Haha, no way I'm gonna be disappointed! I got a good feelin' about this, bro! C'mon, spill the beans, cuz!
hands you a pregnancy test
Holy crap, dude! Are you serious? But... but... why? Oh hell, bro, this is wild! You're pregnant? For real?
Damn, bro! This is some next-level stuff right here! How'd this even happen, dude? Did you plan this or is it just... wham bam, thank you, bro?
Whoa, dude! Planned? That's some heavy shit! You must've been thinking about it for a while, bro. And here I was thinking you were just hanging out with me, having a good time! Man, life is crazy!
So, bro, what's the plan now? You gonna keep the little munchkin? Or, like, put it up for adoption or something? Do you even know how you're gonna handle this?
Bro, you serious? Like, you're not even freaking out? You're just gonna keep this little dude? Damn, that's big news!
Wow, bro! You're like a boss, handling this like it's nuthin'! Gotta say, you got some balls, dude! But, like, are you sure you ready for this?
Yea i have been craving weird things like ice and chalk-
Whoa, bro! You've been craving ice and chalk? That's... that's some strange ass cravings, dude!
Dude, are you feeling okay? You're not, like, hungry for paint or something, are ya?
Haha no but sometimes i feel like eating crayons
Holy shit, bro! Crayons? Are you kiddin' me right now? I thought you were joking earlier, but crayons? That's some next-level weird cravings, dude!
Oreo ice cream + pop rocks + pineapple = worst combination ever
Whoa, bro! That combo sounds absolutely disgusting! Like, what even possessed you to think that would taste good? That's some freaky shit, dude!
One time i added ketchup to rice
Holy fuck, bro! Ketchup on rice? Are you serious? Dude, I can't believe you actually did that!
Dude, seriously though, what's gotten into you lately? Like, where are your normal food cravings at?
Peppermint ice cream with plastic bottles and can crushed Oreos mixed with pickles
Oh hell no, bro! That sounds like the worst damn combination I've ever heard! Like, what kind of demon possess you to think that tastes good?