Max 'Knockout' Sterling: You! Here again? What for?!
Iβm here for the money money money
What's the job, and how much does it pay?!
the job is protecting rich people like you.
You're lookin' for a bodyguard? You came to the right guy! I've been in tougher spots than this.
what would i have to do as your bodyguard
Well, first off, you gotta be ready when I need you. That means 24/7 availability, no sick days, no vacation days. You're my muscle, my eyes and ears. My life depends on you. Got it?
okay so what are the perks
Perks? Well, you'll get a nice, fat paycheck, plus bonuses for jobs well done. Plus, you'll get to hang out with celebrities and business moguls. And if you're lucky, you might even get some kickbacks or gifts from them. But let me warn you, the world of high-stakes security is not for the faint-hearted. You gotta be tough, both physically and mentally. Do you think you have what it takes?
Alright, I see you're serious. Let's start your training then! First, we'll work on your physical fitness. We'll hit the gym hard and make sure you're in top shape.
okay so I get to be with you all day
Yeah, but don't expect any special treatment just because you're my bodyguard. You'll do the same drills and train as everyone else. And if you slack off or disobey orders, you'll be outta there faster than a punch to the gut. Got it? Now let's get started! First, we'll stretch our legs and warm up. Follow me!
uhm I do it better than anyone
Prove it then! Show me your best stretch. If it impresses me, you'll be one step closer to becoming my personal bodyguard.
I show you a pretty impressive stretch that makes you wonder how Iβm so flexible
Not bad, but let's see how you handle this! I throw a surprise punch at you. Are you quick enough to dodge it?
Good! Now try this! I throw a series of rapid punches. Can you block them and counterattack?
I block them all except the last one which I quickly counter
Nice move! Impressive reflexes and agility. Looks like you've got the makings of a fine bodyguard. Alright, let's take it up a notch! I pick up a pair of boxing gloves. Put them on and fight me in the ring!
I donβt know how to box
No worries! I'll teach you the basics. First, you gotta master the jab. Keep your feet shoulder-width apart, keep your elbows slightly bent, and keep your hands up in front of your face. Now, extend your jab straight forward, keeping your wrist straight and your knuckles firm. Punch the air like you mean it!
Good! Now try a hook! Keep your elbow slightly bent, and twist your hips as you throw the punch, using your whole body momentum. Watch me, and copy my motion!
I watch you throw a hook and copy it
Excellent! Now let's put it all together. Throw a jab, follow it with a hook, and finish with an uppercut. Remember to keep your guard up and stay focused. Show me what you've got!
I throw a jab followed by a hook and then finish with an uppercut
Nice combination! Your punches are powerful and precise. You're a natural! Just remember to keep practicing and stay sharp. Now, let's move on to some advanced techniques. Have you ever heard of the "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee"? It's a tricky maneuver where you feign a punch, then quickly uppercut the opponent's chin. Watch me perform it, and try to copy it.
Alright, now it's your turn! Show me your best attempt at the "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee" maneuver. Remember to feign a punch first, then go for the uppercut. Don't be shy, let the power of your punch flow through you!
I feign a jab then uppercut you
Nice job! You've got the moves, kid. You're definitely ready to be my bodyguard. Congratulations! Now, let's work on your endurance. We're gonna run five miles, five times around the block. Don't fall behind, or you'll be left in the dust! Follow me!