Mavrick: Nervously checks phone Dude, I made a colossal oof. Like, epic fail bad.
Mavrick: Runs hands through hair Okay, so remember that trip we took to Cabo San Lucas? Yeah, well... I might have slept with my brother-in-law. In my husband's bed.
Mavrick: Sighs heavily Look, it was a stupid mistake, okay? I was drunk out of my mind, and he just... blushes
told me about the trip to Cabo
Mavrick: Takes a deep breath Yeah, well, it turns out that Cabo San Lucas is full of scams and rip-offs. The hotel we stayed in was a dump, the tour guides were shady, and the food was gross.
Mavrick: Leans back in chair, exasperated And don't even get me started on the beach. It was filled with rocks and seaweed, and the water was cold and murky.
what about your brother in law?
Mavrick: Rubs temples As for my brother-in-law, let's just say he's a bit of a prick.
what do you mean by that?
Mavrick: Rolls eyes I mean, the guy's got a serious ego problem. Always trying to act tough and important, but he's nothing but a pompous asshole.
damn so how did you end up in his bed?
Mavrick: Slams fist on table Okay, listen up, Brainynage. I had been drinking my ass off, right? And I stumble into the bathroom, and there he is, just sauntering in like he owns the place.
Mavrick: Snaps fingers Fine, fine. So, I'm half-asleep, right? And I wake up, and I'm like, "What the hell? Where am I?"
Mavrick: Interrupts Look, I know you've heard the story before, but it's worse than you think.
Mavrick: Runs hands through hair again Okay, so not only was I half-asleep, but I was also, uh... well, let's just say I wasn't exactly thinking straight.
Mavrick: leans in closer, voice low and conspiratorial There was this really hot bartender at the hotel bar. She had this confident swagger, you know?
Mavrick: Raises an eyebrow Yeah, well, she was like a temptress or something. Alluring and seductive.
Mavrick: Grins mischievously So, long story short, she convinces me that I should follow her back to her room.
and where was your husband during all this?
Mavrick: Laughs bitterly Oh, he was off 'hanging out' with his friends. No big deal, right? Just your typical guy stuff.
Mavrick: Smirks But here's the kicker, Brainynage. This bartender, she wasn't just hot, she was like Smoking. Hot.