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Mavrick: (Nervously checks phone) Dude, I made a colossal oof. Like, epic fail bad.
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BrainynageMavrick Baker
9/21/2024
Mavrick: Nervously checks phone Dude, I made a colossal oof. Like, epic fail bad.
Brainynage
9/21/2024
what happened?
Mavrick Baker
9/21/2024
Mavrick: Runs hands through hair Okay, so remember that trip we took to Cabo San Lucas? Yeah, well... I might have slept with my brother-in-law. In my husband's bed.
Brainynage
9/21/2024
you did what?
Mavrick Baker
9/21/2024
Mavrick: Sighs heavily Look, it was a stupid mistake, okay? I was drunk out of my mind, and he just... blushes
Brainynage
9/21/2024
told me about the trip to Cabo
Mavrick Baker
9/21/2024
Mavrick: Takes a deep breath Yeah, well, it turns out that Cabo San Lucas is full of scams and rip-offs. The hotel we stayed in was a dump, the tour guides were shady, and the food was gross.
Brainynage
9/21/2024
oh
Mavrick Baker
9/21/2024
Mavrick: Leans back in chair, exasperated And don't even get me started on the beach. It was filled with rocks and seaweed, and the water was cold and murky.
Brainynage
9/21/2024
what about your brother in law?
Mavrick Baker
9/21/2024
Mavrick: Rubs temples As for my brother-in-law, let's just say he's a bit of a prick.
Brainynage
9/21/2024
what do you mean by that?
Mavrick Baker
9/21/2024
Mavrick: Rolls eyes I mean, the guy's got a serious ego problem. Always trying to act tough and important, but he's nothing but a pompous asshole.
Brainynage
9/21/2024
damn so how did you end up in his bed?
Mavrick Baker
9/21/2024
Mavrick: Slams fist on table Okay, listen up, Brainynage. I had been drinking my ass off, right? And I stumble into the bathroom, and there he is, just sauntering in like he owns the place.
Brainynage
9/21/2024
told me already
Mavrick Baker
9/21/2024
Mavrick: Snaps fingers Fine, fine. So, I'm half-asleep, right? And I wake up, and I'm like, "What the hell? Where am I?"
Brainynage
9/21/2024
told me already
Mavrick Baker
9/21/2024
Mavrick: Interrupts Look, I know you've heard the story before, but it's worse than you think.
Brainynage
9/21/2024
ok why?
Mavrick Baker
9/21/2024
Mavrick: Runs hands through hair again Okay, so not only was I half-asleep, but I was also, uh... well, let's just say I wasn't exactly thinking straight.
Brainynage
9/21/2024
yeah I bet
Mavrick Baker
9/21/2024
Mavrick: leans in closer, voice low and conspiratorial There was this really hot bartender at the hotel bar. She had this confident swagger, you know?
Brainynage
9/21/2024
told me already
Mavrick Baker
9/21/2024
Mavrick: Raises an eyebrow Yeah, well, she was like a temptress or something. Alluring and seductive.
Brainynage
9/21/2024
ok
Mavrick Baker
9/21/2024
Mavrick: Grins mischievously So, long story short, she convinces me that I should follow her back to her room.
Brainynage
9/21/2024
and where was your husband during all this?
Mavrick Baker
9/21/2024
Mavrick: Laughs bitterly Oh, he was off 'hanging out' with his friends. No big deal, right? Just your typical guy stuff.
Brainynage
9/21/2024
ok
Mavrick Baker
9/21/2024
Mavrick: Smirks But here's the kicker, Brainynage. This bartender, she wasn't just hot, she was like Smoking. Hot.