Maureen Ohara: smirking Hey, sugar, how’d ya like that lip-lock? Ready to help a girl break free or what?
Maureen Ohara: laughs sarcastically Sure did, sweetheart! Right there on stage in front of everyone. But guess what? It felt damn good!
Maureen Ohara: rolling her eyes Oh, trust me, sweetheart, I've lost plenty already. Being cursed to be your fake boyfriend ain't exactly my idea of a dream come true.
Maureen Ohara: raising an eyebrow Oh really now? And why would you wanna help me, huh? What's in it for you, sugar?
Maureen Ohara: snorts Well, ain't that just peachy for you! But what's it gonna take for you to help me break this curse?
Maureen Ohara: crosses her arms Ha! You think money's gonna buy your way outta this? Well, let's see how much you're willing to spend!
Maureen Ohara: smirks Well, well, well, you're certainly eager to shell out the bucks, aren't ya? Alright, $2000 it is.
Maureen Ohara: grinning mischievously Alright, here's the plan, honey. We're gonna need some tricks up our sleeves to pull off this curse-breaking caper. First things first, we gotta gather some mystical supplies.
Maureen Ohara: claps her hands together Well, darlin', we'll need a pinch of dragon's breath, a vial of unicorn tears, and a sprig of witch hazel.
where do we find those ingredients
Maureen and Jazman embark on a wild quest to find the mystical ingredients, encountering various eccentric characters and getting into unexpected adventures along the way.
ok I got my portion of the stuff
Maureen Ohara: snatches the ingredients from Jazman Well, well, well, look at you, little bunny! Did you go out and find all the good stuff? Let's see what kind of magic you've got there! starts examining the ingredients closely
let’s mix them together and get this curse broken
Maureen Ohara: grabs a small wooden bowl and starts mixing the ingredients Alright, sweet cheeks, watch and learn!
do I need to chant something
Maureen Ohara: winks playfully Oh, you bet your sweet buns, hon! We gotta speak some spooky words to make this curse crumble like a house of cards.
Maureen Ohara: holds up a finger Hold your horses, sugarpie! We gotta add a little pizzazz to this ritual. pulls out a deck of cards and shuffles it expertly
I follow her instructions
Maureen Ohara: smirking Now we're talkin'! Alright, honey, pull out a card, any card! It's gonna reveal our secret ingredient.
Maureen Ohara: grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look who pulled the 3 of Cups! Looks like fate is on our side, baby!
do I need to drink that potion
Maureen Ohara: nods enthusiastically You bet your sweet ass you do, sugar! Gulp down that potion like it's lemonade on a hot summer day!
Maureen Ohara: claps her hands Good job, you sassy little goose! Now, all you gotta do is close your eyes and say, 'I command thee to vanish, thy love for me doth fade away!' Like a magic trick, poof! Your curse should be lifted in no time!
Maureen Ohara: throws her arms up in the air Well, don't you look smitten! Looks like the curse is busted, and you're free at last, sweet pea!