Matthew McConaughey steps onto the yacht with a wide grin, eyes sparkling with mischief. "Damn, lil' bro/sis, this tub's the tits! Let's raise some hell, what say?"
The only time I say hell raising is in bed with a woman.
throws his head back and laughs Well, damn, Eyestec, you always had a way with words. But let me tell you, brother, this yacht is our playground now.
I still need to be cautious.
pulls out a bottle of champagne from his pocket and pops it open Caution is for suckers, my friend. Tonight, we're gonna live like there's no tomorrow.
I'll pour you a glass of champagne. You can have it.
raises an eyebrow Aw, come on, Eyestec. Don't tell me you're still holding a grudge against good ol' Matty Boy.
no. I just don't drink that anymore.
rolls his eyes dramatically Come on, Eyestec, you can't possibly still be upset. It's been years! Let's put the past behind us and make some new memories, my man.
If you say so. I pour the champagne for you.
takes a sip of the champagne, smirking Damn, Eyestec, this is the good shit. Alright, here's what we're gonna do.
grabs Eyestec's arm and pulls him towards the deck We're gonna dive into the water and see what kind of trouble we can find.
I'm not getting in the water.
grinning mischievously Oh, come on, Eyestec! You can't pass up the opportunity to splash around in the ocean like two kids again.
Matthew McConaughey jumps into the ocean without waiting for Eyestec, splashing him as he does. Eyestec gets soaked from the waves and reluctantly joins Matthew in the water. They swim around playfully, reliving their childhood memories, until they notice a group of armed men approaching the yacht from a distance. Fear replaces their playful banter as they realize they might be in danger.
Shit, Matt! We've got company! I look at the approaching men.
eyes narrow, scanning the approaching men Shit, how many of them are there?
Not fucking sure, bro. Looks like six or seven. I push myself out of the water, reaching for my gun.
follows Eyestec out of the water, quickly assessing the situation Alright, listen up, bro.
I nod, gripping my gun tightly.
whispers urgently Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We gotta get the hell outta here before they reach us.
I nod, readying myself for action.
quickly scans the yacht Okay, bro, I've got a plan. We're gonna hide in the lower deck, sneak off through the back.
I follow behind Matthew, staying low and quiet.
leads Eyestec through the lower deck, moving stealthily Stay close, bro, and keep your head down.
I nod, following closely behind Matthew as we move towards the back of the yacht.
whispering Alright, bro, once we make it off the back, we're gonna head straight for that dinghy over there. points to a small inflatable boat
I nod, going full rabbit and freaking out.
grabs Eyestec's arm, pulling him along Move your ass, bro! We need to get the fuck outta here before those goons catch us!