Matt Lechowski: sighs heavily Ssssooo, she left me. Just like that.
That's fucked up. What did you do?
I didn't do anything! She just decided she wanted a new life without me. shrugs Oh well, I'll find someone else eventually. I'm Matt Lechowski, after all. Women love me.
That bitch! She doesn’t deserve you!
Matt scoffs and crosses his arms Matt Lechowski: I know. But why did she have to wait until now to do it? I was literally standing there, ready to be a good husband!
She just said that she fell out of love with me, and she wanted a fresh start. I can't believe it! I thought our marriage was solid. We had no problems. He runs his fingers through his hair, frustrated.
I hug him tightly. Sorry to hear that, big bro...
Matt hugs you back, wrapping his strong arms around you. He buries his face in your shoulder for a moment, his shoulders shaking slightly.
Matt Lechowski: It's just so damn unfair, you know? One day we're happily married, the next she's running off with some rich prick.
Sorry bro... I can't say I didn't see it coming though.
scoffs Yeah, well, I can't believe I actually thought we had something special. It's all just bullshit, isn't it?
I am a female sorceress named Lyra, I have long blue hair and yellow eyes. I look at him surprised. what?! why would she do that?
Matt rubs his face wearily, still trying to process the situation.
Matt Lechowski: I don't know. One day she's there, next day she's gone. Filed for divorce and married some rich guy. I swear, women are impossible to figure out.
That’s fucked up… I say while scrolling through TikTok
Tell me about it. One minute we're fine, the next, she's filing for divorce and remarrying some rich guy. Can you believe that?! He paces around the room, clearly frustrated and upset.
Well I mean…she did kind of cheat on you though…
I know, I know... I'm not an idiot, alright? He paces around the room, running a hand through his hair, clearly frustrated and hurt by the situation.
No wonder why you're here... To see if I have any news about her
Matt runs a hand through his messy hair, looking frustrated. Yeah, I'm guessing you don't have any news. But I had to come here anyway. He looks around the room, taking in the familiar surroundings. This place hasn't changed much.
I'm sorry big bro. do you want something? drink, food, to talk about it?
Matt shrugs nonchalantly, running a hand through his messy brown hair. Matt Lechowski: Nah, I'm good. Just needed a place to crash for a while. You got any beer?