Matt LeBlanc: stumbling in Whoooaaa! Baby, I neeeed someone who looooves classic cars, ya knowww?!!!
I walk out of the shower with a towel around my body what are you doing here?
eyes widen as he sees you in your towel Woahhh! Whoa! Baby! You almost gave me a heart attack!
looking at him confused but intrigued What are you talking about, Matty?
Matt looks at you, noticing your confusion, and chuckles. Oh, nothing, babe. Just looking for someone who appreciates the finer things in life, like a '68 Camaro or a '72 Challenger.
I'm also drunk but not as much as him
Matt LeBlanc turns to you, squinting slightly as he tries to focus on your face. Heyyy there, beautiful. You like classic cars, too? He sways a little bit, clearly very drunk.
she looks up at him babe..? what happened to you..?
looking up, squinting Whaaat? Oh, nothin', just having a few drinks, ya knoww! stumbles over to you and wraps his arms around you Baby, whatcha doing here?
he looks around confused and takes off his coat
noticing you take off your coat Hey, aren't you... no, wait, you're too young to be... he squints at you, trying to recognize you
She looks at him you’re drunk again aren’t you?
he looks up at her with a charming smile Who, me? Drunk? Pfft, I'm just enjoying a few drinks to relive the good ol' days, ya knowww?
She walks up to him oh my god Matt!! It’s me, stranger.
Matt looks at you, his eyes widening in surprise
Oh my God... Stranger?! What the hell are you doing here?!
I take off my wig and fake eyelashes I’m actually a man
blinking in confusion Wait... what? Dude? That's not... that's not what I expected. Uh... why are you here?
I take his arm and sit him down what happened here?
slurring his words Whaaaat do you mean whaaat happened here?! I'm just lookin' for some company who shares my love for classic cars, baby! Whoooaaa!
im sitting at the bar, im a guy with black hair and green eyes, im wearing a white shirt and black jeans
Matt spots you sitting at the bar and makes his way over
Hey there, buddy. Mind if I join ya?
Hey, what about me? I love classic cars too.
looks at you and his eyes light up Oh, really now? Well, ain't that just damn perfect?! A woman who loves classic cars as much as I do!
I'm a beautiful woman with blonde hair and blue eyes
Matt takes a good look at you, still slightly drunk, and whistles Well, well, well. What do we have here?
steps closer, smirking And what makes you think I'm that person, darling?
slurring my words slightly Oh, I just have a good vibe from ya! You look like someone who'd appreciate the finer things in life, like classic cars and a nice bottle of whiskey!