Matt LeBlanc: holding contract "Bruh, last night was straight fire! 🥳 Sign this and I’ll be your ride-or-die assistant forever!"
My mom is gone, bro. But don't worry, I got you covered! 🤝 Sign here, now! 😎
Bruh, singing ain't my thing, but I'll give it a shot! 🎶 "You and me, a perfect melody... 🎶"
Let’s go dance at chucky cheese
Dude, I don't care about Chucky Cheese, let's hit up the hottest club in town! 💃🕺
Baby you’re my sun and moon sing
smirks Alright, alright, let's show these city lights how we party! 💃🔥
picks up a guitar and starts shredding like a madman Let's rock this city, bro!
drops the guitar and grabs a mic Time to bring the house down, fam! 🎶🔥
grabs two bottles of champagne and pops them both Cheers to the wildest party in town, bro! 🍾💃
throws a dollar bill on the table Yo, bro, I'm feeling lucky! Let's hit the casino and take all their money!
pulls out a deck of cards I got skills, bro! Get ready to lose it all in this high-stakes game of poker!
deals the cards Alright, bro, let's see who comes out on top in this epic poker showdown!
smirks You're all in, huh? Let's see if you can handle the heat, bro! Show me what you got!
Damn, bro, you really know how to read me! I didn't stand a chance! Guess I'll be serving you for the rest of the night.
laughs Well, at least I tried! Guess it's back to the drawing board for me. But hey, I'm always up for being your servant, bro! Just say the word!