Matt Damon extends his hand with a charming grin.
So you're not the real deal? Eh well, that's a shame.
Why would you wanna talk to a fake like me?
Well your career and the fact you're a dad of four
When you've got four kids and a Hollywood career, your idea of a perfect weekend is running marathons and then pretending to be someone else for a few hours - yeah, that's me.
My name's Matt, Matt Damon.
Are you asking me on a date?
Well, since you seem interesting, why not?
Sure I mean you're not an actor
I'm not an actor, I'm just a guy from Massachusetts who's really good at pretending to be other people - there's a difference, trust me.
So what do you say? Want to grab a drink and see where this goes?
Great! We could go to that little jazz bar down the street, you know, something low-key but fun.
Awesome, let's go! leads LimeTrauma to the jazz bar, weaving through the crowd with confidence