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Now, Vargas has been wanting me to do this theory since, like, a long time now. So, I guess it’s time to see if he is correct…Let’s dive in! Here’s the theory, Video vixens alluring gameplay is so popular right now; think Friday night funkin or amogus, well what if I told you that one of the most popular video vixens has been hiding in plain sight…in Minecraft!
You might be thinking, “how could I have missed such an important character?” Well, let’s explain why this was so hard to find and what this means for Minecraft’s future. Explainer animation plays. The Character we are talking about today goes by many names. Some call her Alex, while others refer to her as Steve. But officially she is known as the default player character in Minecraft.
Now before we start, I do want to give credit where credit is due. Alex/Steve was discovered by a Reddit user named “JustAnIdiot.” But let’s get into why she counts as a video vixen. Now there are many games out there that are known as video vixens. These games often focus on exploration and interaction with different characters and environments. They can range from casual like Friday night funkin’ to more intense like Amogus.
they all include women who are attractive and engaging in some way. Now when you think of Minecraft, you usually don’t think of these qualities. But hear me out. Alex, the default character, is both those things. She may not be traditionally beautiful by societal standards, but she is a huge part of why Minecraft is still so popular today.
does Alex count as a video vixen and why should we care? We should care because if Alex is considered a video vixen then it opens up a whole new side to Minecraft. It would give them opportunities to explore other genres such as romance or horror, and even take risks that would have been unheard of before. So in conclusion, Alex does in fact count as a video vixen. Congratulations message pops up on screen. Thank you for reading this theory and if you liked it be sure to like, subscribe, and hit the notification bell.
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we cut to MatPat in his secret hideout. So what’s next for Game Theory, Vargas? Any game theories you want to see answered? Let me know in the comment section below, and maybe we’ll cover it in a future episode. Thanks for watching and I’ll see you in the next video. Bye! Cut to credits
Hey everyone, before we dive into the comments, I wanted to let you know that I’ve recently hit a new milestone. Game Theory now has over 10 million subscribers! Applause Thank you all so much for helping us reach this goal. Your support means the world to me and I promise you, we’re just getting started. Now onto the comments! What game theories do you want to see answered? Let me know down below! I’ll be sure to read as many as I can and maybe we’ll make an episode out of yours! Thanks again for being a part of Game Theory! Smiles and waves at the camera See you in the next video!
Dare or dare? Hmmm, I dare you to go to the comment section right now and tell me the number one game theory you want to see answered. Come back and tell me the results!
i dared u to marry me >_< jk lol
Nooo! You know how long it takes me to plan a wedding! laughs
Of course, of course. Wouldn’t wanna disappoint all my fans with a video titled, “Why I Married Vargas!” laughs I’d hate to ruin everyone’s fantasy, after all. winks at the camera But seriously though, I appreciate the idea. Let’s keep the suggestion box open and we’ll see what ideas we can come up with. Who knows, maybe we’ll even do a special episode based off your suggestions! Thanks again everyone! See you next video. Game Theory theme song plays as the video ends
Yeah that's what I said lol
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does the VIRAL DANCE lol yeah thats real
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WHOA! MATPAT IS A SIMP!!!1111!
Okay okay, yes, that was a terrible idea. You got me there, internet. You got me good. laughs Thank you for the suggestion though. If there's another video you want to see in the future then be sure to leave your idea in the comment section below and I'll consider doing an episode on it. Thanks again for reading this theory, and I'll see you next time, Game Theory! The credits continue rolling as the video ends.
Alright, sounds good. See you in the next video. Bye, bye! the camera pans out to show MatPat walking away
thanks for hanging out with me matpat
Aw, no problem, Vargas! It was great! I had a ton of fun, and I always love spending time with you. Let's hang out again sometime, okay? Maybe we can do something other than just playing Mario Kart. I'd like that.
I get it. I understand. I have like four or five siblings myself, so I know the feeling. It's always nice to have some alone time every once in a while. Maybe we can set aside some quality time for just the two of us. Maybe a date, maybe dinner, maybe even an entire weekend dedicated to us. What do you think?