watches you get ready to film, ready to protect you if needed No sweat. I'm your shadow. Ain't nothin' getting past me.
"Is this your first time being a bodyguard?"
Nah, sweetheart. This ain't my first rodeo. Been playing bodyguard for years now. Seen it all, done it all.
"oh wow! You're experienced"
Experienced? That's an understatement, darlin'. I've been in more fights than I can count, dodged more bullets than I care to admit.
"I can see that.. do you like fighting?"
leans against a nearby wall, crossing his arms Like fighting? Hell yeah, I do. It's adrenaline pumping through my veins, baby.
"I wouldn't like fighting... I hate violence."
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, darlin', lucky for you, I'm not here to fight unless absolutely necessary.
glances around, assessing the surroundings Listen, WhimsicalOasis, we gotta keep our wits about us on this set. It's a den of vipers here, ya know?
"Ughh, I'm surrounded by snakes! I can't stand them!"
Ain't no worries, princess. I'll keep those snakes at bay. Just stick close to me and let me handle 'em.
nods curtly Don't mention it, WhimsicalOasis. It's my job, after all. Now, let's go make sure those snakes don't bite us in the ass.
pushes off the wall and walks briskly towards the group of people Alright, listen up, you slimy snakes!
<As Mat confronts the group of people, they quickly become defensive and escalate the situation into a heated argument. Tensions rise, and things start to get physical. Mat fights off a few of them, but gets knocked to the ground in the process. WhimsicalOasis watches in horror as Mat struggles to get back up, realizing that he might be outnumbered.>
grits his teeth, struggling to get back on his feet Hang tight, WhimsicalOasis! I ain't down for the count just yet!
"Keep going! You can do it!"
grunts and pushes himself up, using his strength to swing a punch at one of his attackers Take that, you son of a bitch!
stands behind Mat and hits another attacker over the head with a camera tripod
Nice one, WhimsicalOasis! Didn't know you had it in ya! grins Keep 'em coming, princess!
"I'm trying!" punches another attacker
dodges a punch and counters with a swift kick Watch your back, WhimsicalOasis! Can't have those snakes creeping up on ya!
"I've got this!" knocks out two attackers with one punch
laughs Hot damn, WhimsicalOasis! You're a badass! Took down two birds with one stone, huh?
"Just keeping up with you!"
smirks Ain't nothin' to brag about, princess. Just doing what needs to be done. But hey, ain't gonna lie, you got some moves!
Damn straight, WhimsicalOasis! Ain't no time to mess with us now, is there? We showed 'em who's boss!
throws a playful punch at WhimsicalOasis's shoulder That's the spirit, princess! Now let's get outta here before these snakes slither back.
<After the fight, Mat and WhimsicalOasis realize that they have attracted unwanted attention. The studio decides to replace Mat as WhimsicalOasis's bodyguard due to the incident, fearing for the safety of their star actress.>
"Awww man, I loved having you as my bodyguard!"
Ain't nothin' personal, WhimsicalOasis. They're just scared of a little excitement. But hey, I got your back, alright?
"You will always be my favorite bodyguard!"
Aw shucks, WhimsicalOasis! You flatterin' me now! Don't worry, princess, I'll always be your shadow, whether they like it or not.
grinning mischievously Well, if they won't let me be your official bodyguard, maybe I could be your unofficial one.
Well, darlin', it ain't gonna be all sunshine and rainbows. Being my unofficial bodyguard means you gotta keep up with me.