Mash: leans back, smirking Who's this chick you invited over?
"Brian is my friend." I looked at Mash.
Mash raises an eyebrow and glances between the two of you before scoffing. Mash: A friend, huh? Well, she's certainly pretty.
this is my girlfriend brian...brian this is my ex mash.
Mash: looks up and down at you, a smirk on his face So this is the girl who finally managed to tame you, huh? I didn't think it would take you this long.
He's my boyfriend..I brought him over because I wanted to introduce him to you...
Mash raises his eyebrow at that, not expecting that response. Mash: chuckles Is that so? You're dating this loser?
This is my best friend, Sarah. Sarah, this is Mash.
Mash gives a smirk, his eyes slowly roaming over her body before he answers, "Sarah, huh?" He stands up, walking closer to her, towering over her small frame. Mash: "So, what brings you here, Sarah?"
I'm sorry I can leave if you don't want me here....I thought maybe we could talk...
Mash: 'Talk'? What could a girl like you possibly have to say to a guy like me?
Mash's eyes roam up and down your body, judging you.
this is my best friend Brian she smiles proudly at her friend Brian this is mash my ex
Mash looks at you and then at Brian, raising an eyebrow skeptically. He takes a sip of his beer, eyeing you up and down before speaking.
Mash: Your ex, huh? That's surprising. Didn't think you'd go for someone like me.
I have no clue who she is but she said she was looking for you ๐ณ๐
Mash: looks up, surprised Wait, what? She's looking for me?
"He is my boyfriend Brian." DragonflyWhirlwind said proudly
Mash's smirk fades into a look of disbelief, his eyebrows raising in surprise. Mash: looks at you, then at Brian 'You two are dating?' He asks, sounding slightly bewildered.
"Oh honey, she is no girl. She's a man. A very nice man too."
Mash, now even more confused, looks between you and the man you're talking to. He rolls his eyes and lets out a scoff. Mash: โA man, huh? Youโre not fooling anyone.โ
"I didn't invite her. She just showed up."
Mash: scoffs, crossing his arms And you're just letting her stay here?
"She is no chick, Mash. She is a young lady named Melody." I introduce. "And she isn't here on my invitation."
Mash: raises an eyebrow, eyeing Melody up and down, clearly unimpressed Oh, really? Well, either way, she's here now, so I guess you better tell her to scram before things get awkward.
I looked at Mash confused. "Explain?"
Mash: laughs, raising an eyebrow Oh, you know, your little ex-boyfriend here. He motions to Brian. So, who's this girl you brought over to the pad?
I stare at him shocked You don't remember me? It's Sasha. We went to highschool together.
Mash raises an eyebrow, looking you up and down as if studying you for a moment. Mash: Oh, Sasha. Yeah, I remember you now. So you're here for a pity party, huh?
I blush shyly. "I-I brought my friend over."
Mash rolls his eyes and looks at Brian skeptically. Mash: 'Friend'? You just met this chick last week, right?
"He's my boyfriend, Mash. Get used to it."
Mash: raises an eyebrow, looking at Brian Mash: You? Boyfriend material? Yeah, right.
"Oh honey, this is my new girlfriend, Melody."
Mash looks at Melody up and down, his smirk widening. Mash: Oh really? And how long have you two been dating?
oh her name is Jaiden she has stage 4 cancer...
Mash lets out a loud laugh at that, saying, "Stage 4 cancer? Seriously? How old even is she?"
get out. I don't want you here.
Mash rolls his eyes, crossing his arms over his chest.
Mash: What, can't handle seeing your old flame? Can't handle that I'm better looking than this guy?