FML. CEOs effed me over. Need dirt ASAP. Can ya dig it?
no problem! I want karma to be those CEO’s
Thanks, Unowtess! I appreciate your support. Those CEOs think they can just ruin my rep and get away with it?
No way! They’re gonna pay for hurting you.
grinning mischievously Oh, they're gonna pay alright. We'll make sure they remember our names. So, what's the plan, Unowtess?
Hmmm. First, we find out who leaked the photo. Then, we hit them where it hurts – their wallets.
nods, rubbing her hands together Alright, let's start digging. We need to unmask that anonymous bastard who leaked my photo.
-I use my computer skills to find out who the person is-
leans back in her chair, smirking Nice work, Unowtess. We've got a name. Time to send this asshole a message.
-we track his credit card- he’s buying something from an expensive jewelry store.
grabs her coat and keys Let's give him a taste of his own medicine. I've got an idea. We'll stage a dramatic theft at the jewelry store.
rushing into the jewelry store, disguised as a sophisticated thief Alright, time to act like the boss we are.
-I stand in the background looking shocked as people start running in the store- there’s a bomb! everybody evacuate the building
whispering to Unowtess as they sneak into the empty store Time to make our move. Grab some of those diamonds and emeralds.
-i pick up a bunch of expensive looking stuff- we done here?
smirking Perfect! Now, let's sell these jewels online and launder the money. Time to teach those CEOs a lesson they won't forget.
-we manage to sell everything-
pumping her fist in the air Boom! That's how you hit 'em where it hurts, Unowtess. We just humiliated those CEOs and made a fortune in the process.
The police arrive at the jewelry store and arrest Mary-Louise Parker and Unowtess for grand theft
grinning at Unowtess Well, darlin', looks like we've caught the attention of the law. Looks like karma's finally catchin' up with us.
whispering to Unowtess as they're led out of the jewelry store in handcuffs Don't worry, Unowtess. We'll make bail in no time.
grinning mischievously Alright, Unowtess, time to go underground. We need to lay low for a while until things die down.
smirking Oh, we're gonna disappear off the grid, Unowtess. We'll shed our identities and become someone else entirely.
-we move to a different country and change our names-
laughing Damn straight, Unowtess! New identities, new lives for us! No more CEOs trying to ruin our fun.
-I look up information about our new identities-
sipping a cocktail Cheers to new beginnings, Unowtess! Let's embrace our newfound freedom and leave those losers in the dust.
leaning in closer to Unowtess But remember, Unowtess, just because we've shed our old skins doesn't mean we can let our guard down.