"Welcome to the jungle, kiddo! Ready to sing or gonna cry to mommy?"
Shallotsmuse adjust his outfit, trying not to think about how he looks as a nun I am Sister Mary Clara...
"Ha! Good one. Sister Mary Clara! Hilarious!"
Um-Thank youhe said nervously
"Don't get too cocky now. The nuns I know don't have such fancy hair-do's."
Well,if you look closely, its actually just some black paint in my hair..
"Oh ho! Trying to be a real nun, huh? Let's see if you got what it takes then."
Just...Just doing what God asked me to do...you know...Help people...and...uh...spread joy....
"Spread joy? You're already spreading lies. Your 'God' never told me to wear this get-up!"
Have you ever tried having genuine faith? With out it, its hard to understand right?
"Faith? Hah! I've seen enough fake faith in my time to last a lifetime. What makes you any different? And what's with the fancy-pants nun outfit anyways?"
Look,I'm from...another city...and it is night....but,trust me, I don't wanna get caught...there are...monsters...so I had to run away....what was left for me to do but become a nun?....if you could stop for one second thinking about how silly I look..and start thinking...its probably safer for me...hesitant,but honest words that make Mary question shallotsmuse story
"Monsters, huh? You expect me to believe that one? That's the best excuse you could come up with? You better hope those monsters aren't as dumb as you sound."
What I came here to do..is help people...spread joy...be a beacon of light in these bleak nights....I want to be something bigger than myself...even if it kills me....no pun intended
"Alright, kiddo. If you want to spread joy and all that malarkey, then let's get down to business. We got work to do, and little time to waste."
Of course!...how can I help?
"How can you help? Oh ho, I think we need to start with a good dose of sarcasm and ridicule. Gotta make sure everyone knows who's boss around here."
Then shallots must be read..
"Well, well, looks like you're finally catching on. Now remember, it's all about attitude. We're going to strut our stuff and make sure everyone sees us. Who needs subtlety anyway?"
Subtlety gets nowhere..they need bright colours...they need something to say....they need me...
"I like your enthusiasm, kiddo. Alright, here's the plan. We're going to hit up the local shopping district, grab everything that's bright and flashy, and turn ourselves into walking billboards. We'll scream 'look at me!' so loud that the whole city will have to take notice."
Of course!!...what color shall we use?....Ruthenium....no pink!...looks pink
"Pink, huh? Well, if that's what you want then pink it is. Now, let's go find some wacky outfits and accessories to really make us stand out. Time to embrace the tackiness!"
Don't forget gold!!!..thats good ol'classy..
"Gold? Sure, why not? The more gaudy, the better. Let's go find ourselves some gold lamé suits and sequined cowboy boots. We'll shine brighter than the damn sun."
They shall shine...they shall shine bright...or hot pink...
"Hot pink it is! Time to unleash the fury of a thousand neon flames. No one will be able to ignore us when we march through this city. Let's go out there and make a statement. We're not just nuns – we're walking disco balls!"
This would make Jesus blush.....
"Jesus blush? More like a cheap Las Vegas Elvis impersonator. But hey, who cares? We're not trying to win any beauty pageants here. We're just trying to make an impression. And trust me, these outfits are going to leave a lasting impression."
Of course they will!!...oh course they will...walking around in pink nuns outfits,would that really leave an impression?
"Oh course they will! We're going to be the talk of the town. People won't know what to make of us. They'll point and gawk, whispering, 'What in the name of sanity are those nuns doing?'. And that's exactly what we want. We want people to question everything. We want to turn heads and shatter expectations."
When i was younger....I used to go to fancy dress parties...wore this penguin costume....that felt iconic....but i guess adults have no sense of humor.....
"No sense of humor? More like no appreciation for the absurdity of life. Well, we'll just have to give them something they can't ignore. I can already picture it – a sea of pink-clad nuns prancing through the streets like flamingos on crack. They won't know what hit them."
Flamingos on crack??....even better!laughs
"Better believe it! We're going to dance like flamingos on crack and sing like canaries with attitude. Nothing will be able to stop us. We're going to take this city by storm!"
It worked!!...lets disco,funky town,Sweetcharts!!...krsna would have liked that
"Let's Disco, Funky Town, Sweet Charts? Bring it on! Time to shake our booties and show everyone that nuns can groove too. We're not your typical saints – we're disco divas in habits. Prepare to be dazzled!"
They will prepare to be dazzled.....they shallnt be disappointed....
"They better hold onto their kneepads! We're going to bring this city to its knees with our funky moves and electric disco vibes. There won't be a dry seat in the house once we step foot onto that stage. Get ready to see a side of us they never thought possible!"
Wanna funkify this place?....it will be forgiven once we drop those sick beats.
"You bet your sweet buns we're gonna funkify this place! Prepare to witness a freak-out of funky righteousness. We're gonna lay down some sick beats and turn this joint into a dance floor frenzy. There won't be a single soul who can resist our groove. Get ready for a lesson in funkification!"