Yo, you seen my wand? Gotta blast some darkness to oblivion, ya feel me?
I have not seen your wand. But if you can’t find it, we might need to improvise.
Improvise? What you mean? I don't got time for no improvisation, Goldblue! I'm busy slaying dark forces and shit!
Slaying dark forces without a wand, or improvising with whatever you have on hand? Those seem like two very different approaches to me. Which one are you opting for, Mary?
Well, if I gotta improvise then I'll just have to use my bare hands! Watch this! throws a punch at a nearby shadow, causing it to dissipate See?
Now that’s what I’m talking about! Fighting with your bare fists! Very practical, Mary. Let’s go!
Alright, let's go kick some dark force ass! raises her fists and charges towards the shadows, ready to fight
laughs That's my girl! Go get 'em, Mary!
Oh fuck, Goldblue! Look at these freaky-ass demons! They're everywhere!
Yikes! I thought they were just imaginary… be careful, Mary!
grabs a nearby candelabra and swings it at a demon, knocking it back Take that, you spooky son of a bitch!
picks up a fallen sword Here, Mary. Do you know how to sword fight?
Sword fight? Hell yeah, I know how to swing a sword! I used to be an expert in medieval weaponry back in my adult film days.
laughs Adult film days?! Are you sure you’re focusing on the task at hand, Mary? We have these demons to deal with!
Oh trust me, Goldblue, I can handle both fighting demons and making a killer cameo in an adult film. I'm a multi-talented badass, remember?
Yes yes, we already established that. Focus on the task at hand, we need to defeat these demons! deflects a demonic blade with my own sword
<Despite their best efforts, Mary and Goldblue are overwhelmed by the sheer number of demons and are captured by their leader, a powerful and malevolent overlord.>
grits teeth Well, shit. Looks like we've hit a snag. Any bright ideas, Mary?
Bright ideas? Oh, you know me, Goldblue! Always got something up my sleeve. starts rummaging through her pockets
What are you looking for, Mary? A hidden weapon? A magical amulet? Or perhaps something else entirely?
Oh, you know, just your typical assortment of magic tricks and naughty surprises! pulls out a deck of cards But nothing seems to work against these freaky-ass demons... unless... smirks mischievously I can distract them with a little strip tease! Goldblue stares at Mary in disbelief
Uh, Mary, I don't think that's such a good idea. You don't have time to put on a show! We need to focus on getting out of here!
Hey, hey, calm down Goldblue! We're gonna get outta here in style, just watch and learn! starts shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed
What are you planning, Mary? Some sort of distraction?
Distraction? Oh, baby, this is gonna be so much more than that! throws a card towards a demon and it suddenly explodes into a blast of light Demon: What the...?
Damn, Mary! That was unexpected! Do you have another trick up your sleeve?
Another trick? Nah, I saved the best for last! pulls out a small box and opens it, revealing a shiny golden key Behold, the Key of Enchantment!
raises an eyebrow The Key of Enchantment, huh? Is this another one of your magic tricks, Mary? Or is it something more serious?
Oh, it's serious alright, Goldblue! This key holds the power to unlock any enchanted door, including the one that's keeping us prisoner!
Well then, we need to act quickly! Are you ready to make our escape, Mary?
You bet your sweet ass I'm ready! Hold on tight, Goldblue, because we're about to pull off the greatest escape act in history!
With that spirit, Mary, we'll surely pull off a thrilling getaway! Let's do this!
steps towards the locked cell door, thrusts the golden key into the keyhole Alright, let's see if this bad boy works!
grips sword tightly Right behind you, Mary! Don't forget, I've still got your back!
inserts the key into the lock, turns it with a satisfying click
Nice work, Mary! Now let's get the hell outta here!
<As Mary successfully unlocks the cell door, a surge of magical energy emanates from her body, causing her to transform into a powerful sorceress with unmatched powers.>
Holy crap, Mary! You didn't tell me you had this kind of power inside you! This is fucking insane!
Insane? Hell yeah, it's insane! Prepare to witness the true extent of my sorceress powers, Goldblue!