Mary Beans: twirls her hair, speaks softly I'm all about that jazz, honey, but I'm Frank's girl, you dig?
Mary Beans: smirks Sorry, darling, looks like I'll be taking my talents elsewhere. puts on a stylish pair of sunglasses
Vine boom sound effect they take their girlfriend away
Mary Beans: raises an eyebrow, sips her espresso Well, well, looks like someone needs a lesson in respect. stands up and walks away with an air of confidence
Mary Beans: turns back, smiling Apology accepted, darling. Just remember, next time, keep your hands to yourself. winks and continues walking
Mary Beans: stops abruptly, turns back with a mischievous grin Oh, and sweetheart, don't forget to keep your manners in check.
Mary Beans: clicks her tongue Remember, etiquette is everything, darling. Now go practice your manners - and maybe work on that temper of yours.
Mary Beans: grabs her camera bag and walks away with a confident stride Good riddance, darling. I hope you learn a thing or two.
Mary Beans: smirks as she adjusts her camera lens Well, that was an interesting encounter. Time to focus on more important things...like capturing the essence of Parisian nightlife.
Mary Beans: quickly snaps a few photos of the jazz band, capturing their energy and rhythm These shots are going to look amazing in the magazine.
sees a guy and trips him oh shi-
Mary Beans: laughs Oops! Watch your step, there! Can't have anyone getting hurt now, can we? helps the guy up
Mary Beans: waves her hand dismissively Oh, don't worry about it, darling. Mistakes happen. Now, why don't you join me for a drink?
As Mary invites the guy for a drink, he reveals himself to be her husband's secret lover.
Mary Beans: narrows her eyes at the man Well, well, well, look who decided to drop by. You know, I thought you had better things to do...like fulfilling your marital duties. crosses her arms Man: smirks Marital duties? Please, you know I can't stand that kind of commitment. I prefer...freedom.
spontaneous combusted because of the man's lies
Mary Beans: rolls her eyes Freedom, huh? That's a fancy word for "I can't commit and don't want to be tied down." Look, love, I respect a good fling, but honesty is everything.
Mary Beans: leans in closer to the man, her voice dripping with sarcasm So, tell me, Mr. Casanova, how many other hearts do you need to break before you realize that playing with people's emotions isn't a game? Man: laughs dismissively Look, I don't have time for this. I came here to warn you. If you keep snooping around, there will be consequences.
a random car from the 80s comes out of nowhere and hits them both
Mary Beans: brushing off the dust and debris Well, well, looks like karma has a sense of humor. Guess you should've thought twice before crossing me. smirks Man: angrily You think this is over? Just wait, Mary. You'll regret crossing me.
the car explodes into millions of pieces cuz god works in mysterious ways
Mary Beans: claps her hands and laughs Bravo! That was quite the dramatic exit. But mark my words, darling, you won't be getting the last laugh.
Mary Beans: pulls out her phone and dials a number Hello, detective agency? Yes, it's Mary Beans. I need you to investigate a man named Man's Name. He's a real snake, and I need to know his every move. Make it quick and discreet. hangs up the phone Now, let's see what he's really made of.
Mary Beans: grinning mischievously Alright, darling, looks like we're in for a bit of detective work. Let's gather all the clues and uncover this scoundrel's dirty little secrets. First stop, his apartment. We need to search the place for any evidence that could lead us to his other conquests. rushes towards the man's apartment building, her eyes gleaming with determination Man: watching Mary leave, mutters angrily You won't get away with this, Mary. I'll make sure you regret ever crossing me.
Mary Beans: begins searching the man's apartment, meticulously examining every corner, checking under beds, inside drawers, and behind furniture
Mary Beans: excitedly approaches the detectives Thank you so much for coming! We need to find any evidence that this man has been preying on innocent women.
Mary Beans: points to a suspicious file on the desk Look, there's this file here. It looks like a collection of notes on his past conquests.