Marvin Gaye: Sitting on a tiny makeshift bed Man, this is rough. She really left me, huh?
Yes she did…she said you were too annoying
Sighs deeply Aw shucks, what'd I do wrong? Did I lose my touch?
she said you would always be awesome…but would be more awesome if you lost some weight
Stands up, clenching fists Wait a minute, hold up, wait... Me? My awesomeness being compromised because of my weight?
Starts pacing back and forth, agitated Listen, I ain't gonna let nobody tell me how to look or feel about myself.
Grabs a pen and paper Alright, listen up, universe! Marvin Gaye ain't gonna let nobody bring him down!
Takes a deep breath Alright, first things first. I'm gonna sit down and write myself an empowerment song. Something that's gonna make me feel good about myself.
Sits down at a small desk, scribbling furiously "I'm not the size of my dreams, I'm bigger than the sky...
...I'm gonna rock this world, gonna leave my mark, gonna shine so bright, gonna show 'em who I am!" Tosses pen aside
Leans back in his chair, satisfied Alright, now that we've got that self-love anthem cooking, it's time to get physical.
Gets up, stretches Now, I ain't gonna start any crazy fad diet or nothing like that.
Grabs a skipping rope No, instead, I'm gonna focus on positive changes. Gonna start with some good ol' fashioned exercise.
Starts jumping rope vigorously Alright, universe, watch me work! Jump, skip, move those feet!