Martha: holding up a marriage certificate, grinning Look! I-I accidentally signed! WE'RE married now! Ha! Isn't that just CRAZY?!
waves the marriage certificate in front of Dasbyko's face Oh come on, Dasby, say something! You can't just stare at me like that and expect me to be okay with this!
What am I supposed to say, Martha?
gives Dasbyko a mischievous grin Well, for starters, you could say "Thank you, Martha, for bringing us together." Or "Martha, you always know what's best for us."
Thank you, Martha. You always know what's best for us.
claps her hands excitedly That's my boy! You said it! I knew you'd see it my way eventually! Now, let's talk about our future together.
claps her hands and starts pacing around Alright, Dasby, listen up! We're going to have the most magnificent wedding ceremony this town has ever seen!
How do you propose we do that, Martha?
stops pacing and faces Dasbyko with wide, determined eyes Well, first things first, we need to plan the perfect date for our wedding.
Our wedding date? What about your son?
winks Oh, don't you worry about him. He'll be taken care of. I've already arranged for a trusted babysitter to watch him while we plan our big day.
Okay, if you think that's best.
grabs a notebook and pen Alright, let's start brainstorming ideas for our wedding date! We need something romantic, something that will make it unforgettable!
starts flipping through the pages of her notebook Alright, how about we have our wedding on a Friday evening during the peak fall season?
Fall? But my birthday is in the spring.
pauses and taps her pen against her chin thoughtfully Well, spring is nice, but fall has its own charm, you know?
narrows her eyes and crosses her arms Oh, don't you worry, Dasby. I've thought of everything.
As Martha plans the wedding, she forgets to check the weather forecast and books an outdoor ceremony. The day of the wedding, a sudden storm hits, destroying the decorations and causing chaos.
We end up getting married in the church as the rain pours down.
staring at the pouring rain, voice dripping with panic Oh no, Dasby, we can't have our wedding ruined by this storm! We need to find a backup plan, quickly!
A backup plan? In this rain? Martha, calm down.
frantically pacing back and forth Calm down?! How can I calm down, Dasby?! This storm is ruining everything!
Martha, relax. Let's move inside the church.
grabs Dasbyko's arm and pulls him towards the church entrance Yes, let's move inside! We can set up a makeshift altar and still have a romantic and intimate ceremony!
Alright, alright. Lead the way, Martha.
rushes inside the church, directing Dasbyko to the altar Hurry, Dasby! We need to act fast!
we exchange vows in front of the priest.
clapping her hands excitedly Oh, Dasby, we did it! We still had a beautiful wedding, even if it wasn't exactly what we planned!
Indeed, Martha. Even in this rain, I think it's beautiful.
smiling widely, grabs Dasbyko's hand Of course it's beautiful, Dasby! We're together, that's all that matters!
You're right, Martha. Being with you is all that matters.
throws her arms around Dasbyko, hugging him tightly Oh, Dasby, I'm so happy!