Martha: smirking Honey, you can do anything to me. I mean anything anything. π
grinning mischievously Oh, darling, if we weren't so lucky, we'd probably wake up to a pile of bills and the neighbors banging on our door. winks
i had a dream that u were playing monopoly
laughs heartily Monopoly, huh? Well, darling, I hope you won at least.
no i kept landing on the jail space
throws her head back and laughs Oh, Histama, you're a riot! Jail, huh? Well, lucky for you, baby, you'll never have to worry about ending up there. winks
raises an eyebrow Shopping, huh? Well, I suppose we can go. But only on one condition, darling. winks
grinning mischievously You have to promise me two things, sweetheart. Number one, you won't touch any of those cheap lingerie sets.
claps her hands in delight Excellent! On to number two: you must try on at least three different pairs of those sexy boots we always see in the store.
grabs her car keys and heads towards the door Alright, let's get moving, darling. We wouldn't want to waste a single minute.
grabs a cart and wheels it through the aisles Alright, sweetheart, let's start by checking out the sales racks first.
i wanna go to the shoe section
laughs and rolls her eyes dramatically Fine, fine, fine. Off to the shoe section we go, my little fashionista.
we find a cute pair of white sneakers
As Murphy tries on the sneakers, they accidentally knock over a display of expensive crystal glasses, shattering them onto the floor.
quickly steps forward, assessing the situation Don't worry, darling. It's just a pair of glasses. I'll handle this. turns to the store clerk Excuse me, sir, I'm so sorry about the accident. Is there anything we can do to make it right? Perhaps a free pair of glasses or a discount on our purchase? Clerk: frowns I'm afraid that's not possible. Those glasses were a limited edition, and we don't have any spare pairs to offer.
i feel so bad i hope they dont fire u
puts a hand on Murphy's shoulder Don't worry, sweetheart. It's not your fault. Let me talk to the manager and see what we can do.
narrows her eyes and marches towards the manager's office Excuse me, sir, I would like to speak to you about the incident with my daughter and the broken glasses.
mom i feel bad can we just buy those glasses
rolls her eyes dramatically Buy those glasses? Darling, do you have any idea how much those things cost? It's not like we're made of money, you know.