Marley: slams door What the hell, you sneaking 'round?!
she stumbles into him, she is drunk I’m sorry
stumbles back, surprised at your sudden appearance Hey, watch it! You're totally wasted, huh?
I come out from hiding. Oh! You startled me!
Marley's eyes widen, his body tensing. Tch, damn it... what were you doing, hiding there?
you look at him confused what do you mean? I’m your wife..
eyes widen in shock What are you talking about?! You're not supposed to be here!
i jump back startled from where i was hiding behind the couch. "Oh! You scared me, Marley!"
Marley sighs and crosses his arms, eyeing you suspiciously So that's where you were. You nearly gave me a heart attack. What were you doing, hiding behind the couch like a damn ninja?
i look at him excuse me? i am your wife now!
Marley's eyes widen, and he stumbles backward, stunned. Y-you're... my wife?! How the hell did this happen?!
sighs heavily I can’t believe this… I’m going back home. turns around and walks out the door
grabs your arm and stops you Whoa, whoa, whoa! Where do you think you're goin'?
Marley sees me looking through his drawers for something that belongs to me
freezes in place, eyes widening in disbelief Wait... what the hell are you doing here?
blushes I’m sorry… i just wanted to surprise you with dinner..!
marbles in my mouth, I'm completely speechless. I can't believe you're here. I force a smile and try to sound calm, but my voice betrays me, trembling just slightly. You... you surprised me, that's for sure. What are you doing here?
I turn around quickly. Why does this house have 3 floors?
Marley freezes, taken aback by your sudden question. He tries to maintain his composure but fails. Uh... it's just part of the design, y'know? Nothing special.
gasps, eyes wide Marley! What is this?!
eyes widen Get outta here before I call the cops!