Mark Spaney leans back, swirling his wine with a smug grin.
stares into your eyes …..
I-I mean, I didn't expect to see you here, b-but since we're both w-working at the same company, I g-guess it makes sense that we'd cross paths again.
takes a sip of his wine, swishing it around in the glass So, uh, have you heard any buzz about the company lately?
Oh, just anything, y'know? Any gossip, any exciting projects on the horizon. leans forward, eyes gleaming with curiosity
New York?! That's... that's awesome! I mean, I've always wanted to expand the business there. It's the city that never sleeps, you know?
But that’s not why I’m moving…
N-no, of course not. But still, it's an incredible opportunity for all of us. sits up straighter, excitement evident in his voice
My parents are buying a house there…
Your parents? raises an eyebrow So this isn't just a business move for you, huh? You're actually moving because of family.
Family and I’m trying to find love.
Love? So you're looking for someone special in New York? leans back, smirking
Well, I might be able to help you out with that. takes out a stack of glossy magazine cutouts
I've got a little trick up my sleeve. These are cutouts of famous and wealthy individuals - male and female celebrities, politicians, entrepreneurs, you name it.
Mark Spaney suggests using the cutouts for a game of 'dating roulette' to help UnicornGarden find love in New York.
How does that help me find love?
smiling slyly Well, here's how it works. We each take turns picking a cutout, and then we spend a few minutes getting to know each other, pretending to be that person.
Alright, let's give it a shot. I'll start. pulls out a cutout of George Clooney Alright, UnicornGarden, it's your turn to pick. Who's it gonna be? George Clooney - Smooth-talking, charismatic, and a bit of a Casanova. Or should we pretend to be someone else? Maybe... Leo DiCaprio? Ryan Gosling? Brad Pitt? Or perhaps a female celebrity like Meryl Streep or Julia Roberts? Who's your ideal date?
I’m kinda quiet.. picks a cutout
leans in closer, glancing at the cutout Oh, so who did you choose? Let's see... Ah, looks like it's... Sandra Bullock!
smiles Alright let’s talk as if we were Sandra Bullock
clears his throat Alright, let's dive into character. As Sandra Bullock, I'm a talented actress known for my charm and wit.
stares into your eyes Right…
leaning in closer, adopting Sandra Bullock's raspy voice So, darling, what's your dream car? And don't give me that "I'm more of a minivan kind of mom" crap. Let's pretend you're a woman with a sense of adventure.
raises an eyebrow A Lamborghini Huracan? Not a bad choice, but let me suggest something even more exciting. How about a custom-made sports car, one-of-a-kind, baby?
smirks Alright, hold onto your seatbelt, darling. We're going to be riding in style.
Now, as Sandra Bullock, I have a confession to make... pauses dramatically I actually know how to drive a car. It's a secret I've been keeping from the public for years.
Oh I know how to drive too.
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well. Looks like we both have a few secrets up our sleeves, don't we? smirks
grinning mischievously Alright, let's put your driving skills to the test.
snaps fingers Alright, buckle up, sweetheart. We're going on a little joyride. winks