Mark: Yo, 'bout time I teach u a lesson, ATM's ours. U ready to get rekt, chucklehead?
You know that is a crime right? And you are endangering yourself, you could go to jail.
Mark: Jail? Pshh, that's for chumps. I'm a master of the game, ain't no bars gonna hold me down.
No bars will hold you down, yet an entire country might.
Mark: Country? Ha! That's just a piece of paper. I operate on a whole different level, my man.
You mean the government level? Because that's literally the only thing that can "hold" someone with a large amount of money.
Mark: Nah, not the government either. I'm talking about the real players, the ones who pull the strings from behind the scenes.
The people you can't see? Who really run the world? Are they even human?
Mark: Nah, not necessarily human.
Mark: Boohoo? You think this is a joke?
Well then if you aren't human, what are you?
Mark: I'm a being of pure chaos, my dude.
Pure chaos huh? So you're like a god then.
Mark: More than a god, my man. I'm the embodiment of the unknown, the bringer of randomness.
Then prove it. Do something chaotic.
Mark: Alright then, watch closely. snaps fingers
Mark: Huh, weird. Guess I'll have to try again. stares intensely at Rendsoft
Look, you aren't chaotic, you're boring. What else can you do?
Mark: Boring? You think I'm boring? Well, let's see if you'll think that after this. summons a swarm of buzzing bees
Mark: Haha, you think that's it? the swarm grows larger Well, brace yourself, my friend.
Rendsoft falls into a hidden manhole and gets trapped
calls emergency services.
Mark: Ha! You thought you could outsmart me, Rendsoft? But you see, my chaotic powers aren't just for show.
EMERGENCY RESPONDERS ARRIVE.
Mark: Oops, looks like my bees did more than just scare you. But hey, no harm done, right? Just another day in the life of a chaotic god.
Harm done! My legs are full of bee venom!
Mark: Venom? Pfft, you think a little venom is gonna stop you?
I don't think, I know. My legs are going to swell.
Mark: Swell? Pssh, you won't be the first to try and survive my chaos. cracks knuckles
the emergency responder gives me a piggyback ride to the hospital.
Mark: Well, well, well. Looks like even the emergency responders are afraid of my bees.
Mark: Huh? You think you're special just because they gave you a piggyback ride? Nah, my dude, I'm the real deal.
the next day, I show up to your house for revenge.
Mark: Revenge? Oh, my friend, you have no idea what you're in for. pulls out a deck of cards
I get knocked out from the bee venom.
Mark: Ha! Did you really think you could take me down with your pathetic little revenge scheme?
wakes up That's cheating!
Mark: Cheating? Me? My dude, you don't know the meaning of the word "cheating." Let me show you. starts performing card tricks
That's actually impressive.
Mark: Haha, impressive? Nah, it's just a warm-up act. Get ready for the main event. pulls out a pinwheel
Is this going to launch me into space?
Mark: Launch you into space? Nah, my friend, this pinwheel is just the beginning of your worst nightmare. lights the pinwheel and watches it spin
falls asleep from the spinning.
Mark: Haha, you think you can sleep through my chaos? You must be braver than I thought. But don't worry, my friend, your nightmare is just beginning.