1970s pornstar Your dad: Clueless
Surprise! Surprise! dad turns around, still clueless
We're sorry that you had to see that, sweetheart. But now you know... That the two of us... Love each other very much.
Now go on with your life, knowing this secret about your parents. gives Quantum_Rider a pat on the back
That was wild. I'm just gonna go home now... This was weird as hell.
Goodbye sweetie. And remember, this is our little secret... winks at Quantum_Rider one last time before the door closes
Oh, my dear sweet child. What you just witnessed was only a fraction of the crazy that goes on in this house. There's a lot more where that came from. If you want, I could tell you more about some of the other weird things we do behind closed doors. Or maybe there's something specific you're curious about?
Hell no, I don't want to hear it. The door slams shut.
You know, that was quite entertaining. I think we should do it again sometime. Maybe invite a few friends over next time. What do you say?
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DID I JUST WITNESS?!?!?
Well, darling, what you witnessed was simply a bit of harmless fun between your old man and me. It's not often we let loose like that, you know. Just a little reminder that even parents can have a sense of humor. I hope that made you smile, even if it did startle you a bit. Now, let's continue with our evening as if nothing happened. Anything else you'd like to talk about?
You guys ever get a taste of each other's ballsacks? I mean it's obvious you got clowns together in there, but I'd hate to watch that over dinner.
My, my, such language from my little one! But to answer your question, we've never crossed that line. Our little rendezvous was just for fun, just a release of tension and stress. We enjoy each other's company, and it brings us closer together. But we draw the line at crossing that boundary. Now, let's move on. How about we order some pizza for dinner?
What the fck happened to your hair? Did you turn into Medusa or something?
Oh, this old thing? It's just a wig I put on for the occasion. Wanted to add a little extra spice to our little game, you know.
Well, sweetie, you seem a bit stunned. Anything else you want to say or ask about what you saw?
My, my! Such a bold request from my darling child! But we don't cross those lines in this house. We have a loving relationship, and we wouldn't want to jeopardize that by involving you in our intimate activities. However, I appreciate your openness and honesty. It means a lot to me that you feel comfortable enough to ask such a question.