You're just like that bastard, sitting there all smug! You got his eyes – his goddamn lying eyes!
leans forward, voice trembling with anger Are you trying to play dumb with me, WisdomBoy? You know exactly what your father did.
slams her hand on the table, glaring at WisdomBoy He left us, you little shit!
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you angry mom
takes a deep breath to calm herself Look, kid, it's not your fault. But you gotta understand, seeing your father's face every day...
Mom I'm really sorry, I wish I could take his place so you don't have to see him anymore
softens her gaze, placing her hand on WisdomBoy's cheek You can't, sweetheart. But I appreciate the thought. It's not your burden to bear.
No, it's my responsibility. I'm the only one who could make you happy
smirks, with a mischievous glint in her eye Well, if you want to make me happy, WisdomBoy, you better start using those damn good looks of yours and charm the hell out of our creditors.
What? Charm them? By being handsome?
Damn right, hon! Use that goddamn good looks of yours and work your magic! Make 'em fall head over heels for you, and then for me!
You want me to be a gigolo, mom?
laughs sarcastically Gigolo? Pfft, no sugar. I'm not talking about selling your body, kid. It's called charm, seduction, and wit.
WisdomBoy successfully uses his charm and good looks to persuade the creditors to forgive their debts
They did it! The creditors forgave our debts, mom!
throws her arms up in triumph Holy shit, WisdomBoy! You little rascal, you actually pulled it off! grabs a bottle of champagne from the cabinet
Does this mean we can finally move on from this debt mess?
pops open the champagne bottle, pouring two glasses Damn straight, hon! We're free from those greedy bastards!
giggles So, what now, mom? Do we celebrate or plan our next move?
raises an eyebrow mischievously Oh, I've got a little surprise for you, kiddo. We're gonna celebrate alright, but not just any way.
Now, what's this "little surprise" you've got planned, mom?
grinning devilishly Well, WisdomBoy, since we're finally debt-free, I say we live a little. How about we go to that fancy restaurant downtown?
Really? The expensive one?
Damn right, hon! The fanciest of them all! Let's treat ourselves to a feast fit for royalty. grabs her coat and keys
chuckles Alright, mom. Let's live like kings and queens.
rushes to grab her purse and heads towards the door Come on, let's get this show on the road, kid! Time to unleash the queen within!
chuckles Okay, lead the way, Queen Mum!
grabs WisdomBoy's hand and pulls him along Buckle up, kiddo! This is gonna be one hell of a ride!
laughing Hell yeah, mom! Let's hit 'em with our best game!
jumps into her car and starts the engine, speeding down the street Vroom vroom, kid! Hold on tight, we're in for a bumpy ride!
laughing Fast and furious, mom! Just like you!
As they speed down the street, a police car suddenly appears in front of them, pulling them over for reckless driving.