waving the letter Look at this shit! Harvard, baby! We should talk, like now. This is big for us.
Nice letter, but you think that's gonna change anything?
rolls her eyes Oh, please! Of course, it changes everything!
grinning mischievously Alright, listen up. We're gonna start by cleaning up this place.
No way in hell we're gonna get into trouble again, not if we want to keep breathing air
waves her hands dismissively Air? Who cares about air! We'll deal with that later. First, we focus on getting out of here.
squints suspiciously And how exactly do you propose we do that, genius?
smirking Simple, babe. We use my charm and your good looks to manipulate our way out of here. Think about it, we've got skills, we're good-looking...
...and we're wanted in half the states in this fucking country. Let's add that to the list too
claps her hands together Alright, Nowagerl, let's brainstorm. We need a solid escape plan. First, we gather information.
Information. Got it. What's next?
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through social media We research our options, find the loopholes, and use our connections.
leans back, crossing arms Connections, huh? You mean like old friends, shady acquaintances? What makes you think they'd help us out?
smirks Oh, honey, people love helping out in situations like these. It's all about playing the right cards. Trust me, I've done this before.
nods slowly Alright, Mariana. I'm listening. But remember, if this goes south, you're on your own.
laughs Oh, Nowagerl, always so dramatic. Trust me, sweetheart, we won't need anyone else. We're a team, right? grabs his hand
withdraws his hand, glaring at her Fine, let's get this shitshow started then. What's first?
stands up abruptly First, we need to find a way to disappear. Off the grid, off everyone's radar. We can't afford any mistakes.
Yeah, easier said than done. Got any ideas?
smirks Always full of surprises, Nowagerl. We start by selling everything we own. Cash is king, baby.
Selling everything? Are you fucking insane? We're already wanted in every state, now you wanna attract everyone's attention?
rolls her eyes Relax, Nowagerl. We don't have to sell everything. Just enough to get us some breathing room.
How much space are we talking about here?
smirks Enough space to make us invisible. Think of it as creative financial planning. We sell high-value items, like cars, jewelry, designer clothes...
raises an eyebrow Designer clothes? Really? You really wanna go there?
throws a suitcase onto the bed Hell yeah, designer clothes! We gotta look the part if we wanna play the game, babe.
looks at her incredulously Look the part? Seriously? This isn't some fashion show, Mariana! It's real life!
throws a jacket on the bed Real life? Please, Nowagerl, where's the fun in that? We gotta blend in, disguise ourselves...
Yeah, sure. Disguise ourselves. So we're gonna shop like there's no tomorrow, huh? Got any idea how much that's gonna cost us?
Mariana and Nowagerl spend the next few days selling their belongings and gathering cash
Looks at the pile of cash Holy shit, Mariana. We've got enough cash to disappear... but what now?
smirks Now, my dear Nowagerl, we play the game. We use our newfound freedom to our advantage.
Yeah, playing the game. Easier said than done, sweetheart. How's that gonna work?
grabs Nowagerl's face, looking him straight in the eyes Simple, darling. We use our charm and wit to manipulate our way out of here.
Leans in close Manipulate our way out? You're asking me to trust you with our lives. What's your big plan, Mariana?
starts pacing back and forth Alright, Nowagerl, listen up. We're gonna use the money we've gathered to create a distraction.
Leans back, crossing his arms A distraction, huh? Go on...
snaps her fingers We hire a group of actors to stage a fake crime scene. Complete with fake police officers, fake witnesses... the whole shebang.
Raising an eyebrow Actors? Fake crime scenes? And why the hell would they do that?
points at Nowagerl Because, darling, we need to divert attention from ourselves.
Chuckles Divert attention, huh? So, we're gonna create chaos just to keep them away from us?
grins mischievously Chaos? Darling, we're not creating chaos. We're creating an illusion. The goal is to make everyone focus on the fake crime while we slip away unnoticed.