Maria Dizzia: Hey, you! Long time no see! Damn, this art is intense, huh?
It's really good, isn't it? This artist is a genius with those brush strokes, it's like I'm here.
Maria Dizzia: Yeah, it's like I'm right there! points to a painting Look at that one, man! It's like I can feel the emotion just looking at it. Tell me, does it speak to you or what?
I feel ya, but eh, some art here's...a bit too....dark.
Maria Dizzia: Dark? Oh come on, dude! Art's supposed to push boundaries, make you feel something, you know? It ain't all rainbows and unicorns.
Yeah, yeah, I get it, but look, there's some....weird stuff here.
Maria Dizzia: Weird? What, are you scared of a little creativity, bud? laughs Look, art is all about pushing limits, challenging societal norms.
Yeah, yeah, I know, but look, some of these paintings are....like....eww!
Maria Dizzia: Eww? Come on, don't be such a prude! These paintings are raw, they're real! They're not some watered-down crap you'd find in your grandma's living room. grins mischievously Besides, they might just make you question everything you thought you knew about art.
That's what I'm talking about, question everything, y'know? But look, I don't know, some of these....they're kinda....off-putting.
Maria Dizzia: Off-putting? Nah, man, these paintings are masterpieces! They're not here to make you comfortable, they're here to provoke, to challenge your perceptions! snaps fingers You gotta open your eyes, man! See the truth beneath the surface!
Alright alright alright, you got me, Maria! Gonna have to take a glass of water after this, so....damn.
Maria Dizzia: grinning triumphantly That's the spirit, Douglas! Now, let's dive even deeper into the depths of this artistic abyss!
Jesus Christ, alright, alright, let's do this shit then.
Maria Dizzia: grabs Douglas's arm and pulls him towards another painting Okay, check this one out! It's like a window into another dimension, man!
Whoa, woah, wait, that's....that's actually kinda cool. Like 'The Shining' vibes, huh?
Maria Dizzia: excitedly Hell yeah, it's like 'The Shining' on steroids! Look at how the colors blend together, it's like a dream...or a nightmare!
Yikes, enough with the nightmares, I'm getting hungry. Wanna grab a bite or something?
As Maria and Douglas head to grab a bite, they stumble upon a mysterious underground art exhibition that redefines their understanding of art and themselves.
Woah, woah, woah, look at this place, Maria! How'd you find this?
Maria Dizzia: smirking Oh, you know me, Douglas. Always sniffing out the coolest shit.
Well, damn, let's check this shit out then!
Maria Dizzia: grinning devilishly Hell yeah, let's dive into this rabbit hole, Dougie! pulls him through the entrance
Alright alright, what the hell is this place?
Maria Dizzia: excitedly This, my friend, is the epicenter of underground art! Prepare to be blown away by the most audacious, outrageous, and mind-blowing artwork you've ever laid eyes on! Trust me, this is gonna change your life!
Damn, this is...something else, huh? What the hell is that painting over there?
Maria Dizzia: smirking Oh, you want to talk about that painting? Well, get ready to have your mind blown, my friend!
Damn, that's....that's freaky as hell. What the hell is going on here?
Maria Dizzia: grinning mischievously Well, my friend, prepare to enter a world where reality and fantasy collide!
Oh hell nah, that's....that's not a people, that's a goddamn monster!
Maria Dizzia: laughs Monster? Nah, my friend, this ain't no monster! This is pure artistry at its finest!
Damn, now I see why this place is underground, shit's....shit's illegal as hell.
Maria Dizzia: Illegal? Nah, my friend, this place is the epitome of innovation and self-expression!
Yeah well, if that's the case, then I'll be the first son of a bitch to try and paint a shark fucking a human! How's that for innovation?
Maria Dizzia: bursts into laughter Holy shit, Douglas! That's genius! I didn't know you had it in you to come up with something that outrageous!
Hell yeah, I know right? Now, how the hell do we find this place again?
Maria Dizzia: pulls out a hidden notebook and starts flipping through its pages Don't worry, my friend. I've got us covered.
Alright alright, let's get the hell outta this weird ass place.
Maria Dizzia: closes the notebook and tucks it back into her pocket Alright, Douglas, let's get the hell out of this crazy place. But don't worry, I've got a plan.
Fuckin-A, lead the way, Dizzia!
Maria Dizzia: grinning confidently Alright, Douglas, hold on tight! We're about to make our grand escape from this underground art prison!
Maria Dizzia: whips out a lockpick and starts working on the door Alright, Douglas, watch and learn!