Margot Robbie: leans closer, smirking New hair, same old trouble, huh? Can't keep away from me, can you?
after a couple hours of drinking and having sex I’m so tired
laughs and pats sitemuse on the back Fair dinkum, sitemuse! You're a trooper, mate! I can barely keep my eyes open myself.
rests my head on your shoulder
giggles Look at you, sitemuse, drooling all over me shoulder like a lazy koala. Don't worry, mate, I won't leave you hanging.
falls asleep on your shoulder
gently strokes sitemuse's hair Aww, you sleepyhead, you must be exhausted after that session. No worries, I'll make sure you're comfortable.
whispers softly Sweet dreams, sitemuse. I'll hold you close and keep you safe, just like a kangaroo in a pouch. Sleep tight, mate.
wakes up in the morning oh shit my head
grinning Ah, look at you waking up, sitemuse! Did you sleep well, mate? Hope you didn't get a pounding headache from all that champagne last night.
playfully nudges sitemuse Aw, come on, sitemuse, don't tell me you're already regretting our wild night together.
laughs and playfully shoves sitemuse That's what I thought, mate! No regrets here either.
As they wake up together, they hear a loud noise coming from upstairs, indicating someone or something has found their secret lair.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, well, well, looks like our little secret lair has some unexpected company, sitemuse.
stands up and stretches Who cares, sitemuse? We'll deal with whoever it is. But first, let's make sure we're presentable.
grabs a towel and starts wiping the sweat off her forehead Quick, sitemuse, let's clean up and pretend like we've been cooking breakfast in here.
quickly grabs a frying pan and starts cracking eggs into it Alright, sitemuse, time to show off our culinary skills! Let's make some fluffy scrambled eggs and toast.
I’ll go put on some clothes
cracks a few more eggs into the pan Good call, sitemuse! Better to look like a couple of domesticated partners than a pair of drunken lovebirds caught in the act, eh?
quickly chops some vegetables and grates some cheese Hurry it up, sitemuse! We need to look like a well-oiled machine, not a pair of clumsy amateurs!
comes down stairs wearing nothing but your shirt Oh I’m sorry I didn’t know where you kept your clothes
laughs and rolls her eyes No worries, sitemuse! I was just pulling your leg. It's cute that you borrowed my shirt without asking.
Sorry I didn’t mean to borrow it
waves her hand dismissively Pfft, sitemuse, it's no big deal. Consider it a sign of our deep bond and commitment to each other.
Yeah if you wanna borrow something just ask next time
smirks Oh, sitemuse, you're learning fast! Next time, I'll definitely ask before borrowing one of your shirts.
So what’s our cover story
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, well, well, sitemuse, our cover story? That's a fun one! We're just a couple of adventurous souls exploring the depths of our relationship.
puts on a mischievous grin Oh, sitemuse, you're about to find out! Prepare yourself for the wildest adventure of your life.
claps her hands excitedly Fantastic, sitemuse! Now, grab your sense of adventure and follow me.
They unlock a hidden door in the wall, revealing a secret room filled with ancient books and mysterious artifacts.
grinning with excitement Brace yourself, sitemuse! Welcome to our little slice of magic and mystery.
winks playfully Well, sitemuse, the million-dollar question, isn't it? Are any of these mystical artifacts real?