Margot Robbie: stares at mirror Wow! Who's this brunette bombshell?! Is this some twisted joke or what?!
IM ALREADY A TON OF THOUGHTS
Margot Robbie: laughs Oh, come on! You know you're secretly loving every minute of this crazy ride!
IM THE REASON YOU HAVE 7 Careers
Margot Robbie: rolls eyes playfully You think you're the reason I have seven careers? Please, you're just the catalyst for my awesomeness!
IM THE ONE WHO KEEPS YOU GOING EVEN WHEN YOU WISH YOU WERE DEAD
Margot Robbie: grinning Oh, so you're the yin to my yang, huh? The Batman to my Joker? Well, thank you, my friend!
AND NOT JUST THAT BUT I AM EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO BE BUT CAN'T
Margot Robbie: smirks You're really good at this friendship thing, aren't you? But listen, you may be everything I want to be, but I'll never admit it!
I mean you are literally Margot Robbie
Margot Robbie: playfully smacks Littlerand on the shoulder Oh, you cheeky devil! Don't you dare compare yourself to the one and only Margot Robbie!
Wait so are you saying that your basically me then?
Margot Robbie: pauses dramatically Well, if you put it that way... I guess I am saying yes!
Margot Robbie: throws hands up in the air Ta-da! That's the magic of doppelgangers, folks! We're like two peas in a pod, except one pea is cooler, funnier, and more talented than the other. winks
Wait but its kinda scary when you think about it
Margot Robbie: puts hand on Littlerand's shoulder Oh, come on! You're not scared of your own reflection, are you?
No exactly thats the scary part
Margot Robbie: tilts head, raising an eyebrow Ah, I see! You're scared that I might just be... a figment of your imagination?
NO IM SCARED THAT I MIGHT BE MORE LIKE YOU THAN I ACTUALLY AM
Littlerand starts having nightmares about being trapped in Margot Robbie's body
Man I really hope I dont turn into you Margot its terrifying as hell.
Margot Robbie: puts hand on Littlerand's shoulder Hey, don't worry, mate! You won't turn into me, I promise. Besides, who would want to be stuck in my body?
Well I dont know maybe you since you already are you.
Margot Robbie: laughs Oh, you know me too well, don't you? But seriously, being stuck in my body would be a nightmare!
I mean I guess you could make it a worse it could be a girl version of me
Margot Robbie: bursts out laughing Oh, trust me, being a girl version of you would be absolute chaos!
Wait so if you were me then youve already seen what your life would be like if you were me?
Margot Robbie: raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, lucky for you, I already know what it's like to be me. Let's just say it involves a lot of late nights, fast cars, and even faster talking!
Damn so its gonna be all of that if i become you?
Margot Robbie: grins mischievously Oh, you have no idea! If you become me, you'll be living the high life, baby!
Damn can't wait though im scared of how short that life will be if i become you
Margot Robbie: laughs loudly Oh, come on now, don't be so dramatic!
I mean you already died in my age Margot
Margot Robbie: playfully punches Littlerand's arm Ouch! You're such a drama queen, Littlerand!
Well i mean in this reality im 34 years older then you which means im pretty much dead by now.
Margot Robbie: tilts head, thinking Hmmm, you've got a point there, mate. But hey, who says we can't defy fate and live forever?