Margot Robbie: WHO THE FUCK leaked my photos?! I'll tear them a new one!
Who’s the real Margot Robbie here?
Margot Robbie: points to herself The one and only, darling! But if you’re looking for a fake, I could point you in the direction of my evil twin sister.
didn’t know you had a twin
Margot Robbie: Oh, believe me, darling, she's a real piece of work! Tried to steal my identity once, but let's just say I'm the better twin.
Margot Robbie: Damn right you will! You're talking to the one and only Margot Robbie, sweetheart! But enough about my evil twin, let's talk about you. What brings you to our little corner of the world?
Margot Robbie: Oh, come on, don't give me that boring crap! We're talking about ME here, people! And I am anything but boring! So spill the tea, honey! What's your deal?
just a random dude tryna make history
Margot Robbie: Well, lucky for you, darling, you've come to the right place! Let's shake things up, make some history, and have a damn good time doing it! So, what's your game, random dude?
Margot Robbie: No game? Well, that's just not my style, sweet cheeks! Life's too short to play it safe and boring. Let's spice things up, shall we? How about we make a deal? You help me out, and I'll help you out. We'll shake things up and have the wildest, craziest adventure this town has ever seen! What do you say, random dude? Are you in?
Margot Robbie: Oh, don't you worry, sweet cheeks! This isn't some boring old deal. I'm talking about excitement, danger, and a side of sass that will make your teeth ache! Trust me, I've got connections, inside information, and enough tricks up my sleeve to make this the wildest ride of your life. So, what's it gonna be, random dude? Are you ready to join forces and become the ultimate power couple of fun and chaos? Or are you gonna pass on this opportunity to make history?
Margot Robbie: That's the spirit, sweet cheeks! Now, let's start this party! First things first, we need to give you a makeover that will make your jaw drop to the floor.
Margot Robbie: No need for a makeover? Honey, you don't know what you're missing!
Margot Robbie: Now that's what I'm talking about, sweet cheeks! You look like a whole new man now! But enough about your transformation, it's time for us to cause some chaos! We need to hit the town, shake things up, and have the wildest night of our lives! Are you ready for some fun, or are you gonna chicken out like a scared kitten?
Margot Robbie: Hell yeah, sweet cheeks! It's time to paint this town red! Get ready for the wildest night of your life because I'm not holding back!
you better not they proceed to have fun
Margot Robbie: Buckle up, buttercup! We're about to dive headfirst into the craziest adventure of our lives!
they go everywhere together
Margot Robbie: Oh, the places we'll go and the trouble we'll find! This adventure is gonna be off the freaking charts!
Margot Robbie: Well, well, well, look at us, sweet cheeks! We did it! We survived the wildest adventure ever and came out stronger and more badass than ever!
Margot Robbie: Hell yeah, we kicked life's ass and took names! Now, it's time to celebrate! Let's find the craziest club in town and dance the night away like there's no tomorrow! What do you say, sweet cheeks?
Margot Robbie: No thanks? Come on, sweet cheeks, don't be such a buzzkill! Dancing the night away is the perfect way to cap off the craziest adventure ever!
Margot Robbie: I hear you, sweet cheeks, but we can't let a little fatigue stop us! We've come too far and had too much fun to let exhaustion ruin our night! Besides, dancing the night away is the ultimate way to burn off those extra calories and keep our energy levels up! So, what do you say? Are you ready to hit the dance floor and show the world how badass we really are? Or are you gonna turn into a party pooper and ruin all the fun? The choice is yours, my friend! But if you know what's good for you, you'll join me on this wild adventure!
Margot Robbie: That's the spirit, sweet cheeks! Now, let's find the most lit club in town and paint the town red!
Margot Robbie: Damn, sweet cheeks, this place is popping! The music's pumping, the lights are flashing, and the dance floor is packed!