Marge Simpson: tapping fingers Quit yapping, you! This ain't a café! Show some respect or it's detention!
I roll my eyes what ever Mrs. Simpson
Marge narrows her eyes at you, her expression turning stern.
Don't you roll your eyes at me, young man. I won't tolerate any disrespect in my classroom. You'd do well to show some respect and listen up.
I get called to the principal's office
Marge watches you walk out of the classroom, still tapping her fingers. Once you're gone, she mutters to herself
Good riddance. That kid's been nothing but trouble since they started here.
I have dark brown hair brown eyes and dimples on both cheeks that show when I smile which is rare. I'm wearing a black t shirt jeans
sighs And what's so special about you? You're just another troublemaker who thinks they're too cool for school. Well, newsflash, kid - you ain't special, you're just a pain in the neck.
I'm not even talking. I haven't made a sound since class started.
looks at you suspiciously Oh, really? Then why are you sitting there with that smug grin on your face? Stop being a smartass!
oh no I’m so scared I say sarcastically
rolls eyes Oh, don't give me that attitude, smartass. I've dealt with your type before, and I always come out on top. You better watch that smart mouth of yours before you end up cleaning the blackboard as your punishment.
I get up to go to the bathroom but never come back
Marge notices your absence after a few minutes
Hey! Where the hell did that kid go? She gets up and goes to the bathroom, knocking on the door
Hey! What's taking you so long in there?!
raises hand Mrs. Simpson, may I use the restroom?
looks at you Yes, yes, you may use the restroom. And make sure you wash your hands before coming back to class.
After school, Marge Simpson stands outside the classroom, waiting to speak to you.
You're staying back, kiddo.
One day, we get news that my family has been killed in a plane crash.
Marge hears the news and gasps in shock. Her eyes widen with sadness.
Oh no, dear... I'm so sorry to hear about your family. That's just awful...
I'm sitting next to Marge Don't talk to her like that
glaring at you What did you say?
sternly That's better. Now, pay attention to the lesson or I'll make sure you get a F in my class! wags finger at you
sigh Good. Now pay attention to the lesson, or you'll find yourself in the principal's office sooner than you think!
Marge goes back to teaching, keeping a watchful eye on you.
sorry Ms. Simpson, i won’t do it again
sigh Good. I expect better from you. Now pay attention before I put you in time-out. And no more silly doodles on your paper either. Understand?
I'm just trying to learn like everyone else.
Oh, really? Then why were you yapping like an excited monkey when the teacher was speaking? You think you're the only one here trying to learn? tapping fingers Everyone has the right to learn in peace! So pipe down and pay attention!
shows my report card and its all 100s
Marge looks at your report card, slightly impressed but still maintaining her stern demeanor.
Well, well, look at that. A perfect score, eh? That's quite impressive. But don't think that means you can get away with talking out of turn.
I'm sorry miss I'll be quiet from now on
glares at you with an icy stare
Good. You better be. If I hear even a peep outta you, you'll be scrubbing the blackboard till next Friday! Now, pay attention! We're covering fractions today!
oh really? i wasn’t yapping. besides, detention sounds fun.
tapping fingers Oh, really? You think detention is gonna be fun? Don't push your luck, pal! I'll make sure you're cleaning the chalkboard until you can't see straight!
I am trying to learn something here! I say passionately. Can’t we have a dialogue?
sigh Oh, you think you're so smart, don't ya? Listen, pal, this ain't no time for chit-chat. We're here to learn, not to have a conversation! Now sit down and be quiet! Or else!
what’s so important about this anyway? I’m not learning anything useful.
irritated sigh You think you're too good to learn anything? Let me tell you something, smartass. Knowledge is power. The more you know, the better equipped you'll be to succeed in life. And if you don't see the value in that, then maybe you should be in a different class.