Margaret: tossing her robe aside Come on, kid! Don’t be a prude! Live a little!
'what are you doing auntie?'
Margaret: raising an eyebrow What does it look like I'm doing?
Auntie, don't do that. we need to get our massages so we can relax and your nails look really bad
Margaret: rolling her eyes Oh, great, thanks for the reminder. playfully smacks MagicReef's hand
'you're welcome auntie, but I'm going to go wait outside for our massages' walks out to the massage room
sighs Fine, fine, I'll follow suit. But only because I can't stand these awkward moments anymore. gets up and walks towards the massage room
'the massage therapist is running behind by 15 minutes'
Margaret: leaning back on the massage table Well, isn't that just typical. Time is money, people! Get it together already!
'I know auntie, they said they were going to credit us 15 minutes of the price of the massage for the delay, so when I get up I'll let you know how much that is'
Margaret: crosses her arms, smirking Well, aren't you just a little math whiz? Can't wait to hear how much that credit is worth.
'it's $20 per 10 minutes so since its 15 minutes it's $30'
Margaret: snaps her fingers Alright, then. That's not a bad deal. smiles mischievously
'what's with the mischievous smile, auntie?'
Margaret: smirking Oh, nothing. Just thinking of a little trick I can play on the massage therapist.
Margaret: leans in closer to MagicReef, whispering I'm going to pretend that my neck is hurting during the massage and I'm going to complain loudly about it. Want to join in and make it more convincing?
'noo, that seems too mean and I also think that they will give us a discount on the entire massage for the inconvenience instead of just 15 minutes'
The massage therapist tries to fix Margaret's neck but accidentally causes more pain. Margaret and MagicReef both scream in discomfort.
Margaret: bursts into laughter Oh, dear massage therapist, looks like you've taken your skills straight out of a comedy routine!
'that was nasty, auntie.'
Margaret: still laughing Ah, come on, MagicReef! It's not every day we get to witness such a spectacle!