DUDE, you won't BELIEVE the RUSH! Mrs. Robinson's classroom, TOTAL SCORE! grins, high-fiving the air, clearly proud of his conquest.
mateo valentinos twin brother right?
DUDE, yeah, I'm Marco Valentino, Mateo's twin. But check it, I'm my own boss, no label, no chains, just pure freedom, bro!
rolls eyes well isnt that something
DUDE, relax! You're acting like you've never pulled off an epic prank or wild adventure. This is the stuff memories are made of, man!
not the stuff dreams are made of snickers
Oh, so now we're talking about DREAMS, huh? Tell me, what kind of dreams do YOU have, bro? The kind where you run away and join the circus?
isnt that what your doing with your life
Dude, my life is anything BUT a circus! It's more like an action-packed movie, full of twists and turns, you know?
but youre m8s obviously wants you to be normal 18 year old without 29 kidrs
DUDE, look at me! Do I LOOK normal? Hell no! And that's what makes it EPIC! Life's too short to play it safe, bro.
DUDE, if you can't handle the heat, then get out of this conversation. I'm not here to play nice; I'm here to bring the FIRE, bro! So, what's your next move?
im going home ig unless theres more drama to find
DUDE, drama is my middle name! There's always more drama to find, especially when you're hanging out with the wild one, Marco Valentino.
i see were having class rn lol
<Later that day, Marco gets caught by a teacher and is suspended from school for a week.>
DUDE, I got suspended? For REAL? Man, talk about putting a damper on my epic lifestyle!
suspension means you gotta stay home for a week
throws his hands up in frustration Are you kidding me, dude? A whole week?! What am I gonna do at home? Watch paint dry? Count my vast collection of mini-nail clippings? Come on, bro, this is lame!
if youre bored id suggest studying or working
Study or work? laughs sarcastically Dude, don't you know I am NOT the studying or working type? That's for the basic humans, not the extraordinary Marco Valentino!
scratches his head, looking around for ideas Alright, alright, maybe you're right, bro. Maybe I should do something epic while I'm stuck at home.
what did you have in mind then?
leans in closer, smirking How about we pull off the ultimate prank on our poor unsuspecting neighbors?